chicken nehneh

2005-08-20T07:42:00.000-07:00

JANE THE GREAT CHANGED HER LINK ; visit me at www.amandaplease.com ~~http://missunderstood-.blogspot.com~~

~~THANK YOU!!~~

2005-08-19T07:04:00.000-07:00

SORRY TO THOSE WHOM I PASSED MY FLU TO!! SORRY!!

especially to phebe. really sorry. i suddenly felt so guilty because i was the one who started passing the flu in class. the whole of sec three level is sick. sore eyes. fever. flu. cough blah blah blah. and now the cleaners have to clean all the sec three's classroom to disinfect the bacteria. its all over the place. you cant see them but they can see you.

BEWARE!!

2005-08-13T07:14:00.000-07:00

ST MARGS CAME IN SECOND IN THE NPCC INTER-UNIT RAP SINGING COMPETITION

now every sentence we must have ;

yo!yo!yo!

wassup man!

check it out!

yeah!

i only know these few. pathetic. but we won second thanks to these pathetic words.

ji yan's grp did well too. unfortunately whitley sec doesnt have proper mikes and they have this bunch of lousy AV people. their mikes are seriously lousy.

bukit batok sec won first. congrats. nice people. they sang the YMCA song with us and with actions. and probably because we like that song. they came up with a rap with the YMCA thingy in it.

went to felicia khalid's house after that to sleep and play. afternoon nap! pls dont ever go to her house on sat. its like super dirty and dusty. go on sunday because her mum only cleans the house on sunday. had a good time bullying her. and her brother was fighting with chih ching.

im tired now.

2005-08-11T07:13:00.000-07:00

JANE THE GREAT IS OFFICIALLY DROWNING IN HER MUCUS. which is kinda gross.

shes sick. down with flu. and so is ji yan jia lin and felicia. everybody's voice sound cranky and our noses are BLOCKED. pls clear the passageway.

phebe got scolded by fat wang today. because while greeting her she accidently pressed the trigger of cheryl's candy gun. so it went eeeeorh whee wheee wheee boom boom boom eeeeorh whee poo poo....and on and on. usually its only boom boom but this time it was super long. i was at my seat wondering why is the siren so long this time round? and obviously wang roared at phebe. oh wells. no more gun.

2005-08-10T07:35:00.000-07:00

MY NOSE IS BLOCKED AGAIN!! irritating. i cant concentrate. help me.

2005-08-10T06:26:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to jane ho
happt birthday to me

yes its my birthday AGAIN!! its the tenth. wait wait. the tenth. yes nice number. me and phebe made a promise that next year the ten of us will go and watch the fireworks. cheryl jess addie louisa faynat tsu phebe camille sweeney and me.

jia lin jac fel and chih ching came to my house today and now my room is like worse than a pig sty. pillows and toys on the floor. seven up cans everywhere. cups. melted ice cubes. caps. papers. books. horrible larh. going to felicia's house tomorrow after school.
and i have cheena test tomorrow. the whole of sec four book. and i havent start studying yet. argh.

2005-08-09T07:27:00.000-07:00

the fireworks were fantastic. i love it. it so nice.

went out the whole day with my mum and both my brothers. im tired now. lets just hope that i can sleep tonight. as you know. its the ahem month now. not very safe. especially after you hear about all those stories. freaky.

jac jialin fel and chih ching are coming to my house tomorrow. so i have to like pack up again.

cooke won first!

2005-08-08T05:13:00.000-07:00

COOKE WON FIRST FOR THE RAP AND DANCE COMPETITION!!

cheryl's last minute plan was paid off. i was happily at home at 8.15last night. plan to reach mei's house at nine. when suddenly she called me and ask me to leave my house immediately. but i didnt leave immediately i left at 8.30. reached there and her dad sent us to gillian tsu's house. faynat louisa sweeney tsu cheryl and syeila were already there. and mei's map reading skills were horrible. we went merry-go-round around serangoon garden. couldnt find the place because mei was holding the map. i should have held it. haha

praticed till midnight in the middle of the road. but not everyone was there. met at 5.30 in the morning to do the dance. and we won first. lala. this year's national day was fun. yeah.

went towning with faynat sweeney phebe tsu louisa cheryl syeila and CAMILLE GRACE ANG SHUJIE. cheryl was really late because of her debate. so we pushed her in and asked her to queue up for the neoprint alone. and she really did okays. but when we went in she was lining up in the wrong direction so she wasnt in the queue at all. then had to queue again. after that all went to cine foodcourt to sleep.

all of us came to a conclusion that cheryl is living in the ancient times. we were making fun of her. played around. and cheryl owes us a treat to fish and co. everybody has a plate on their own. cheryl's treat. either that or mache. she doesnt have much of a choice.

camille sent me to the bus stop and waited for my bus with me. thanks camille grace ang.

2005-08-06T23:52:00.000-07:00

going over to meiryl's house to stay over tonight because apparently phebe's house is already packed with faynat louisa and sweeney. then cheryl and syeila need their own space to clean windows in the middle of the night. dont be surprised when you see two shadows cleaning the windows in teh middle of the night.

bliss!! my dad is still thinks that the "uncle is on the right" joke is damn funny. he said that joke like a thousand and one times already. last night my dad sent bliss home. then i thought my dad cashew heights where sherry stays. but bliss's house is opposite cashew heights. so she told my dad "uncle its on the right" then my dad started saying "correct! uncle is on the right and auntie on the left" my mum is sitting beside my dad.

once bliss got down the car justin started asking me "how come he never say hi to me?" so i was like "huh? HE? shes a girl!" then justin and jon were like "huh? hes a girl arh. chey i thought shes a guy" hahaha. bliss arh.

lets all bow our heads and pray that it would rain tomorrow. then no parade. YES. no parade. lalas. just the way i want it to be.

im not going to sentosa tomorrow. accompanying phebe. nvm we will go again together on a honey moon on the eight month. the rest of nineone make sure that you all dont come back possessed. have fun anyways. phebe and i will just go dating. our weekly routine.

afternooon nap :)) i used too much brain juices this morning during my THREE hours long amaths tuition.

2005-08-05T07:12:00.000-07:00

now i have attitude problem. thats what ms chang says. she finally returned us our comprehension after so many weeks. and guess what she didnt mark at all. and she expects us to mark it ourselves. so i argued with her. it wasnt on purpose i just cant stand her anymore.

ms chang: jane go to the back of the class. i would like to talk to you
jane: * makes her way to the back] YES?
ms chang: you better watch your attitude!
jane: okays
ms chang: why are you always trying to challenge me?
jane: im not challenging you. im just voicing out my thoughts.
ms chang: i know. but you dont have to embarrass me in front of the whole class right? if you want to complain do it discretely and sensibly. i dont want the whole class to know.
jane: * keeps quiet and rolls her eyes
ms chang: you better control yourself. did you do it on purpose or out of impulse.
jane: *shrugs
ms chang: i could have embarrassed you now if i want to but i choose to talk to you quietly
jane: * looks somewherelse
ms chang: dont tell me you do this to every other teachers
jane: no
ms chang: then why me? dont push your luck too far.
jane: then why would you want to even make us do compre if you dont want to collect and mark it?
ms chang: theres 40 of you in class. 40 compre is alot
jane: * wanted to roar at her but controlled. so are you trying to lighten your work load?
ms chang: no. jane i dont want any more nonsense from you. can you show me some respect?
jane: dont know.
ms chang: nevermind. you go abck to your seat and i dont want any more nonsense from you.

people like her definately dont deserve my respect. you respect me and i will respect you. unfortunately shes not worth at all. an d the worst thing was that she told me not to embarrass her in front of the whole class. so whats she afraid of? embarrassment? and i respect other teachers like ms siti because she respects us. and ms siti takes the whole level for chem. wouldnt she have more work to do than ms chang? so why the hell is ms chang complaining. its only 40 compre. and thats the teacher's job. ms siti can mark our work within 2 days. just look at ms chang. how long does she take to mark our compre?

guess what. i broke the measuring cylinder today. haha. i was like playing with it when suddenly it broke into half. sherry me germs and phebe got damn screwed by ms siti today in the lab. phebe spilled the chemical. sherry and i didnt know how to do the experiment and just when she was scolding us for yaking away and for breaking the apparatus i broke mine. so she roared at me. oh wells.

had national day rehearsal after school and my damn bloody boots were like burning under the evil sun. now my heels and toes hurt. and i got my new rank. jane the pro. hahaha. halfway during the rehearsal. janathul sister puked. adn the vomit splashed on my leg. damn gross larh. imagine shes standing in the third rank and even the right marker had a share of her vomit. thats not the only thing. after she vomitted the whole place stink like hell and the flies started surrounding me. got damn pissed with her. but i forgive and forget. im nice.

cooke house meeting at cheryl's house tomorrow :))

netball

2005-08-04T07:18:00.000-07:00

I PLAYED NETBALL TODAY! jane. im so proud of you. haha. played during the interhouse com. and im the WA wing attacker. netball is fun okays. minus the running around part. and i dont like it when we played with tolley. cause rica was the WD wing defender. just look at the way she blocks me. i can forget about touching the ball. poof. it wasnt so bad when i played with prema. but we always forget that we are not allowed to go over the yellow line. oh wells. but its still fun. and i dont scream that much okays. addne was just exaggerating. maybe i was ABIT overexcited. and i have butter fingers. the ball always slip past my fingers. but in the end. cooke still lost.

im ABIT lazy to blog about the rest so thats all my first time playing netball :)

2005-07-31T04:46:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHA!

tuition early in the morning is not fun at all. learnt kinematics and trigo again. and next week im going to have three long hours of amaths. save me. after tuition rushed down to meiryl's house. having a surprise party for racha. addie ally xiaoxuan meiryl and linda were there also. a word of advise in future pls keep xiaoxuan out of the kitchen. look and taste the food adn you will know why. the first thing i saw was erm a chocolate pizza. it looks damn horrible. its like picking up mei's dog poo and spread it on dough. xiaoxuan's creation. and it tasted like biscult. harder than biscult. it took us very long to cut it into pieces. only the spag was edible because mei's mum cooked it.

wells. linda had a difficult time lying to racha that she was going to collect something and the worse thing was that linda went to the wrong place. haha. and racha was quite stubborn. she refuse to get her ass off the cab.

had fun at mei's house. and her room is damn neat. very neat. played with her makeup. and i nearly died of laughter. and when my dad came to fetch me back. he was like "did you accidently draw on your face with black marker?"

anyways im going to study NOW.yes NOW. cyas.

happy birthday sarah and lydia

2005-07-28T04:59:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINESE ; SARAH AND LYDIA!!
the both of you are fifteen now. three cheers.

guess im not going for the sonicfest already. apparently we placed our orders but until now we havent received the tickets yet. and tomorrow is the sonicfest thingy.

i failed chinese again. i got like 38/100? how pathetic. okays. i know my cheena is lousy. and i just found out that louisa is in higher chinese too. and last year she thought that i was an ah lian. like wth? felt like slapping her.

got scolded by ms wang today. and i was argueing with her. the class is the blame. yes that i dare not argue. but what about her? shes also irresponsible what. so while "debating" i asked 'since the class will be given warning points then what about you?' we have two warning points she have two choices. hand in letter of resignation or the principal will sack her. and she told me to control my emotions because i was rude. oh wells.

i went to cut my hair today. not really hair. but my fringe. now i look abit yolandaish? phebe and i were like telling the aunty we want style and must be unique. then the aunty started doing funny things to my fringe. until she cant cut anymore.

i have five tests next week. chem *moles concept. bio *nutrition; nutrition in mammals and transport system in mammals. amaths. emaths. and chinese *whole of 3a and 3b.

wish me all the best. i can simply forget about walking out of the house this weekend.

and i accidently cut felicia's palm today. so theres this wound there. a big girl like her is afraid of pain. sorry felicia. it wasnt a purpose what. you are a lousy rayu. chunli is the best.

disgusted

2005-07-27T04:59:00.000-07:00

oolala. guess who i saw at the bus stop after school. was with meiryl racha diane yonlanda and eunice. when we saw a couple. yar couple. was so disgusted and grossed out. luckily sherry and phebe are not there. otherwise we will most probably create a scene outside school. sherry phebe. you all should have been there to see. even kuek was grossed out. she was like speechless.

i brought home meiryl's towel. its purple and pink and she used it to wipe her sweat after tennis? okays. i know. but it doesnt smell that bad. its actually quite nice smelling. haha. took the bus with eunice tanpohling and yolanda. we were playing in the bus larh. and i got myself a scarf. sorry amy goh for copying you.

siti didnt roar at us today. she said that she will deal with us erm next week. so that we have the weekend to think about what we did yesterday. im the stage manager. doing backstage again for cluster arts this friday cause i wanted to pon npcc duties. ji yan is doing backstage too. and so is racha phebe and sherry.

saw the rehersal today. the dances by the other schools were horrible. if you intend to go for the concert. my advice is dont go.

and and i did cheena test today. and apparently i forgot to study or lets say i didnt know that there was a test. at least i answered all the zhao ju right? so its not that bad. though i will still fail.

im sporty. i look sporty carrying meiryl's towel racket water bottle and shoe bag. haha. im sporty. oo sporty me.

uh-oh we are in deep shit

2005-07-26T07:11:00.000-07:00

uh oh im in trouble again. but this time it isnt really my fault though although i played a minor role and i wasnt the one who started it. oh wells.

during social studies;

went over to shermaine's place to seat with phebe. was eating in class. and i suddenly had the urge to take off my shoes and socks. so i was barefooted. halfway through the lesson. ms chang called for me. it was a moment of panick. i had to like hurridly put on my socks and shoes and rushed out of the class.

ms chang: do you know that i have another lesson to go to?
jane: er yarh.
ms chang: then why do you take so long to come out of the class and what were you doing under your desk?
jane: i was tying my shoelaces in case i trip and fall.
ms chang: no you were hiding under your table so that i wont see you right?
jane: [wonders* why would i want to hide under my desk in the first place? i have far more important things to do than to do that] no i was tying my shoelaces!
ms chang: no you were hiding.
jane: yar yar im hiding [whatever!]
ms chang: so wheres the journal entries?
jane: [passes chang the umbrella. since theres no plastic bag or anything i placed all the journal topics in that umbrella. creative aye?]
ms chang: whats this?
jane: journal entries. open it up.
ms chang: didnt i ask you to put it nicely into a plastic bag or something. i knew it. you cant handle big responsiblities.
jane: cant find what.
pfft. so now im irresponsible.

then when i went back to class.

ms wang: i know the bell has rung and all of your stomachs are growling. i will let you off soon.
jane: [wonders* its not even lunch yet] yar yar. very hungry.

then i forgot the rest. but yarh i didnt started the lunch thingy. so tomorrow all of us will get a big big scolding from siti beacause we went for early lunch. be prepared. if ms kang knows about this. its the end. a few demerit points to our record.

got scolded by ms khor also because the whole class did badly for log test. i thought i did quite well though i still failed. 18/40 is actually not bad. when i dont even understand log. futhermore i left all the log questions blank during mye. so this is considered an improvement?

siti nagged at us again for being filthy. yar yar when we got D *DREADFULLY DIRTY for classroom cleanliness. pathetic. oh wells.

felicia khalid pierced her *ahem today. and it was bleeding la rh. hahahs. in the np room somemore. though i didnt witness the piercing but chih ching was wiping blood off it. HAHAHA.

2005-07-25T07:37:00.000-07:00

ALOHA. im back after taking a long long break.

sorry for not blogging. im lazy. maybe someone can help me do the blogging? please? haha.

BIG MOUTH WONG XIAO HUI *BMW
THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY BLOG LAYOUT. since you are so pro at it. im sure its nothing to you. RIGHT?

MONDAY BLUES. BAD HAIR DAY. how bad can it get?

my hair was seriously grossed today. it just not my hair. its messy. irritating and i dont know its just weird. and i have this big humongous pimple on my nose. argh.
had lit ; geog ; amaths ; eng ; emaths ; bio

no common test. was supposed to stay back for some ss shit. but i ponned it. ss lessons are boring and useless. because most of the time i will be hiding at the back of the class. so whats the point of going for lessons esp when the teacher is ms wang. shes lousy. she will most probably spend 30mins fixing her laptop.

i was having laughing fits throughout the whole of bio. haha. i dont know if anna and wendy are retarded or stupid. whenever i turn back and look at any one of them i will s tart laughing to myself. im still thinking about it now. when i told phebe what happened we started laughing our lungs out. it was dan funny.

im done with my lit homework. like finally. otherwise ms shen will roar at me tomorrow.

HI. i invvaded again

2005-07-23T01:26:00.000-07:00
HI EVERYONE. -waves. I just finished this layout for Jane Ho Wen Jing.
LEAVE SOME COMMENTS FOR HER LA. I mean. Her tagboard has been deprived of tags. So BE NICE PEOPLE AND JUST MAKE WAY FOR THE GIRL WHO LIKES THAT OLD MAN AT MACS.

HAHA. Okay. Jane, you better dedicated one BIG NICE PARAGRAPH TO ME after you see your pretty layout. Yes. You better. -narrows eyes.

Golly. My fingers are like freeezing. -shivers. SAVE MEEE. -faints and dies. I think my fingers look and feel like frozen bananas now.

-SHERRY THE FANTABULOUS WHO CHANGED JANE'S BLOGSKIN. [this is my occupation, or so Jane says] uhh.

2005-07-13T05:59:00.000-07:00

boo. im homeworkless today. i think. or is it because i didnt bring my books home again. oh wells. lighten my burden.

oh yarh. speaking of today's oral. it was horrible. seriously horrible.the passage was easy. at least i recognised all the words. but while reading to the examinor i panicked. like obviously right. who wont? either i repeat teh sentence over and over again or i skip the word. like wth? then the topic for teh conversation was "do you think young people nowadays knows what is going around them and the world?" it was quite okay larh. at least i was able to say something. the last one was the worst one topic was "park" i was like wth? park? i dont even go to the parks already. so i kept er`ing. and erms`ing. and i forgot what is playgroup in chinese so i said 玩具. its liek the stupid`est person wont even say 玩具. argh. and i seriously suck. my answer revolves around 花草树木 argh. i said that word like a thousand and one times. jane you seriously suck.

stayed back in school until 6 plus? patricia caught a worm adn shes like holding it in her hand. scaring people. then talked to racha. and she promised me something. she better keep her promise. poof.

TERESA YOU NEHNEHPOOPOO CHEER UP OKAYS. hahah. LOVE YOU BABE.

2005-07-12T07:13:00.000-07:00

copied from nineone's blog [eilynn's post] ;

You secretly think that Jane And Meiryl is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Jane And Meiryl changes lovers faster than underwear.

that sounds so wrong okays. i dont even remember having a lover in the first place. hahaha. im pure pure pure. so i dont change loves faster than underwear. pfft. haha

syeila was being unglamourous today. she farted okays. and guess what instead of admitting that she farted. she actually walked away. poof. i bet she ate beans. cause her fart was kinda smelly.

tuesday is a nice nice day. though we had to do some funny weird dance early in the morning. thank you ms chang and ms wang. my two most irritating teachers. thank you for not coming in for lessons today.

2005-07-11T06:24:00.000-07:00

im doing my homework. praise me. haha. i decided to be a good girl and do my homework. monday blues as usual. school ended like so late today. argh. later than usual. got scolded by siti during devotion because i was erm playing. and she told me that "devotion is my source of food" okays. i dont get what she mean. but before i ate breakfast this morning so i dont need any food.

literature ; geography ; recess ; amaths ; bio ; chem ; english ; lunch ; english common test

BORING

can lessons get any more boring. poof.

got scolded by ms chang again. but at least she didnt threatened to call my mum. because apparently i forgot to bring my eng workbook today. so after class she called me out and said " jane why are you always not paying attention in class, talking in class, playing in class, coming in late for lesson, not handing up your english file; and this is not the first time you are not bringing your book" and all i could say was " i forgot" its true what. cant help it if i forget right. its like you cant expect me to remember every single thing. then she continued "i dont want to see this happening anymore, this isnt the first time i scolded you. remmeber to bring your book in future"

i placed my book into my bag already. im going to leave the book in school for good. i just realised that my book is kinda new. i havent written on it before. so its like brand new.

english compre was on CATS. cats are freaky pets. i hate cats esp their eyes and tail. ewww. gross. pls cats will never be cute. they give you this eerie feeling -shivers

2005-07-10T03:01:00.000-07:00

its the TENTH of july today. so its my BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE

let me sing myself a birthday song ; -clears throat

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to jane
happy birthday to me
-applause

HAHAA. i really did sing myself a birthday song this morning at twelve okays. eugene was suppose to sing together with me but i ended up singing alone. pathetic. he was being selfish. nobody wants to sing me a birthday song. but i know PHEBE will. haha. she remembers my birthday. and and fangs too.

ah. its nice being online.

im going to this year's sonic festival with teresa camille sonia racha yinyin ally and and i cant remember who else. yupps.

SHERRYHERE

2005-07-02T00:21:00.000-07:00
aye jane! i cant tag from my computer now cause my computer's so LOK KOK.
thats why i have to communicate through your posts?!
but anyway! DONT BOTHER WITH LEE SIONG BOON LA.
dont get pissed with him cause he ISNT WORTH IT.
he keeps picking on me too! !&$!*#!#&!@*^#!
i didnt know that he would use that mr lim thing against you. -frowns.
one thing to cheer you up is that we had FUNN arguing with mr lim didnt we!

WE'RE SO GNA SACK HIM SOMEDAY. :D

and for mr lee? ah. sack him too. haha.
so long as we have fun, no one can stop us!
WE'RE INVINCIBLE! HAHAHA.
and and. i got into more shit then you.
im got insulted by MISS SITI okay.
MISS SITI that @&#*!@ from H-E-L-L
she claims im dishonest cause i changed name tags with eilynn.
and she said that im going to be a dishonest doctor in the future.
and she goes on and on.
LETS GO SACK MISS SITI TOO.

DONT BE ANGRY! RAH! [: [:
we can go back to school one day flashing huge diamond rings, chic hairdos, expensive accessories and brandishing GUNS at teachers.
AND WE FWAP FWAP. we shoot them with our guns! HAHA. by then, they're prolly old and cranky and possess BRITTLE BONEYS! >:D
and they'll prolly die on the spot when we shoot them. <-duh
FWAP! cheer up!

this is SHERRY SIGNING OFFA!

2005-07-01T07:18:00.000-07:00

IM PISSED. VERY VERY PISSED NOW. ARGH.

damn npcc what do they take me for? some slaves? their maid? or coolies? hello. im a human being. and i jane ho wen jing will never be a maid. i dont go for parade just to get insulted by leesb and all the damn cis.

jane ho is the most stupid. idiotic and assholic piece of shit in this earth. slap me for joining npcc. i can like join guides or gb. of all uniform grp why did i join npcc? slap me. punch me. kick me. fel jac jialin and i got so damn fucking insulted today. im on fire now. burning.

got our post already. im in the project and event planner comittee. jac in logistics. jialin in admin and fel same as me and pt. all of us know that each post only has two person. ic and assistant and guess what both jac and i are like the EXTRA one there. we are the third party. why? at first we thought nevermind. maybe because theres not enough post and morever we can slack. but in the end we found out that they think the both of us are useless because we are the only ones who didnt go for npcc day parade and stuff. so they simply put us there. no chioce. by hook or by crook we need something. so simply dump as there when there are extra post. hello. we might not be as capable as the rest but we dont dseserve this. what do you think we are? just dump as anywhere they like.

today. the four of us and divya had nothing to do. cause we are incapable of teaching the juniors and that fucking ci told us "you all can go and clean the np room, do BASIC drills and campcraft. just do anything you want" then she gave us the 'i dont know what to ask you to do' look. indirectly insulting us. so all of us went back to the np room and slack. the atmosphere was terrible. jac was sweeping the floor to vent her anger and the rest of us cursing and swearing at the top of our voice. after that we went out and ask " what are we suppose to do now?" and she simply said "er since you all have nothing to do go and clean the windows" hello. im not your maria. im JANE HO. you want to clean you clean yourself. im not going to do those stuff. its totally out of point.

after a while. a few squadmates came into the room saw our super black face and went out. this was the first time i saw felicia showing attitude. haha. i have the honour of seeing it. stayed inside until mm came in adn ask us to go out to do BASIC drills. so since we can do anything we like. we went to this damn nice shade at teh study corner to do our drills and ended up getting scolded by leesb. then went out to teh parade ground. whats wrong with doing drills with my two beloved sec two juniors. the both of them are the same stardard and same rank as us. why cant we do drills with them. mm came to say because we are ncos now. doesnt mean that we can look down on the both of them right. afterall they used to be from our squad.

did drills. got scolded because our timing was damn blardy soft. so we started shouting damn loudly. everybody had their third class drill badge already except me and jac cause we didnt go for npcc day parade. then fel went to argue " if thats the case. you can take back the drill badge. cause mr lee only gave it to us for the sake of giving. to save his face because we went for the parade" felicia rocks my stinky socks.

this was what happened during the nco course when i was not around:

leesb appointed jac and fel to take over the twins in teh marksman competition. then the both of them ask why dont he appoint me instead of them because i got the highest point in the other team. and guess what he said "erms erms jane arh...i dont even know if she can shoot" whats that suppose to mean. if i cant shoot he can simply take me out of the team. anyways initially i have no intention of going for the com. i can always be out of the team and accompany ji yan. shes rather lonely.

in sec two leesb was rather nice to me. because i was the squad ic until the day sherry and i argued with mr lim outside the staffroom. we were shouting at mr lim at the top of our voices. saying that hes going to get sacked soon and stuff. doesnt fit to be a teacher. and apparently leeesb heard everything from in the staffroom. that was how loud it was. then lim went in to complain to ms ramlah. unfortunately ms ramlah doesnt believe a word he says. shes on our side afterall we had 987654321 counselling sessions with her. she knows us very well. so that pathetic teacher had to chioce and complained to leesb. and obviously his attitude towards me changed drastically.

thats me. like what can i do. thats what i do in school everyday. argueing with teachers. causing trouble. he cant do anything. whatever i do in class has nothing to do with npcc. at least i have been giving face and seldom pon parade. i go everyweek. what else does he want. no third class only what. big deal. that damn shorty. he deserve to remain short for the rest of his life.

2005-06-29T06:28:00.000-07:00

MY LEGS ARE 41inches long. HAHAH. okays i admit it. i have long legs and short body. my legs are like the same length as sonia. and sonia is 170.5cm tall. and im only 161.5cm. okays im short. shortie. i want to grow. grow grow grow. yes i should be glad that im at least 160 above. cause my mum and dad are short. poof.

made our new english teacher damn pissed today. and today was like her second time stepping into our class. oh wells cant help it right. at the end of the lesson she came towards me and said "jane and sherry, i want to see the both of you after class" we are always in trouble. at least not as bad as last year. monica wang got pissed off today also. not my fault. blame it my mouth. i suddenly had so much to talk about. and my hand was kinda itchy so i drew all over the eng w/s. but whatever the eng teacher said today doesnt make sense. we did listening compre and she told us to do our corrections so that in future we can use that piece of paper and study for the exam. who is so stupid so as to memorise the ans for listening compre.

i have a new name JANE KERRI HO WEN JING. nice right? HAHA. jealous?

uh oh. i have to hand in my amaths holis assignment tomorrow and i havent completed it yet. two more worksheets to go. tehn theres chinese and more chinese. argh.

2005-06-26T05:59:00.000-07:00

im blogging because hs thinks that its important. at least it can kill his boredom for a least five pathetic mins.

FELICIA LIM OWES ME 100 PACKETS OF M&NS. ah. my good old assistant. always so nice. fel reminds me of the last day of camp. while everyone were the dirty cleaning tent sheets. we went around saying "good job" "excellent" and "work harder". HAHA. FEL YOU ARE THE BEST. haha. but pls remmeber my m&ns. and thanks for the homework.

argh. school tomorrow. somebody save me. i havent completed copying my homework yet. damn it. lets just hope that lao shi will close one eye and stop yelling at me. oh yarh did i mention that lao shi loves my name ALOT. during chinese lesson she always go "wen jing wen jing". have to admit that i have such a nice name. jane ho wen jing. HAHA. or jane the great?

i failed failed failed my swimming test today. im such an idiot ok. a chicken nehneh. while swimming the 100m. i suddenly stopped swimming. and i seriously STOPPED. like wth? even lunatics wont do that. i was nervous and panicky. oh wells. 30 over people were swimming there too. and they were like super fast. they swim in the speed of light. hmms like dash in the incredibles. maybe next time i shall swim in the speed of sound? HAHA.

SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL. jane jane jane. why do you go to school? because my friends are there. like obviously.

and i havent handed in my chem file yet. siti is definately going to roar into my ears tomorrow. argh. i wanted to hand it in last week but i saw her in school and decided not to. oh wells. wish me all the best.

sherry and phebe thanks for "inserting" some senses into me. but still i think that the both of you are totally nonsensical. dont make any sense to me at all. HAHA. i like people who dont know i existed. HAHA

2005-06-23T08:24:00.000-07:00
FORGOT TO ADD ON ; THANKS JIALIN FOR THE MOVIE. HAHA. LOVE YOU BABE

2005-06-23T05:22:00.000-07:00

sherry you nehnhepoopoo. you didnt tell me that the pool party was cancelled. i tried calling you and you didnt pick up. luckily i called eillyn. haha. thanks eilyn. and sherry you suck. haha.

went town with jia lin and khoon wah to watch batman today. okays. i wanted to watch ice princess but theres no ice princess. sad. jia lin said that ice princess is boring. like wth. went to cine first with jia lin. i wanted to play time crisis but stupid jia lin doesnt want to play. nvm i shall play it with teresa next time. right teresa? haha.

the show only starts at like 3.55. so we walked around from heeren to taka. then sat down at coffee bean to drink. i still prefer starbuck's chocolate ice blend with whip cream. i didnt drink bubbletea in cine today. im sure that the uncle misses me. it has been quite some time since i drank bubbletea. i miss bubbletea.

why is taka's toilet always so crowded? the queue was 9876543210long. and i just realise something today. when you drink in an air conditioned place. dont laugh too much. your pee will like just burst out of your bladder.

saw han sheng when we came out of the toilet. and he said that he didnt expect me to dress that way nor talk that way. i was supposed to be damn enthu in my cca and super engrossed in npcc activities. i see. oh yeah im also suppose to wear long skirts to town in future. you know. long skirts that cover your shoes. HAHA.

batman was okay. kinda nice though. at least its better than star wars. im anti star wars. i like batman's house. its like frigging big. and i mean really BIG. and hes RICH. i think i like his money more than him. oh wells.

npcc course tomorrow. wish me luck. just hope that lsb wont scream into my ears.

2005-06-22T05:37:00.000-07:00

ah. i assume that you are sherry? cause of the star wars thingy. haha. thanks for blogging. okays. star wars sucks ok. so stop playing that theme song. it aint nice to my ears.

i didnt go out today AT ALL. except to ntuc to buy some stuff. ok im a good girl. supposed to be out with teresa today. but my mum doesnt allow me to go because im not any where near finishing my homework. argh. i woke up kinda early today to open the door to my brother's entertainment. he isnt allowed to come in while im sleeping so that means no com until i wake up. but i was being nice today. i woke up. open the door and went back to sleep.

cartoon cartoon and more cartoon.

1.00 kids choice award ; its suppose to be jimmy neutron the boy genius [nickelodeon]

1.30 spongebob square pants

2.00 timmy turner ; fairy odd parents

2.30 rocket power ; otto and reggie rocket

3.00 totally spies. sam alex clover

ah then i went to ntuc. i cooked today again. cooking is fun. made pasta. yeeps. nice

maybe i can consider being a chef. haha

ah lookie here.

2005-06-22T00:01:00.000-07:00
HELLLO JANEE!
i've blogged for germaine and eilynn.
AND NOW IM HERE. -star wars theme song plays.
okay. i DIDNT MEAN TO HACK INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
-innocent look.
the website just POOF and the password and the user appeared in front of me!
HOW HOW HOW!
HAHAHA. okay. anyway. im blogging for you.
and i dont know what else to say.
uhhhh. errrrm. eeehhhh.

aiya. who cares!
i've blogged for you!
this is sherry the alien invading jane's planet.
TOODDLES IM OFFA.

-bing bang boomm

2005-06-21T11:43:00.000-07:00

its three in the morning and im still wide awake. maybe i slept too much in the day.

anyways i did something unusual for the past three hours just now. i was laying on my bed thinking. thinking about 9876543210 stuff. thats like alot. i seldom think. okays. lets just say i cant be bothered to think. its like wasting of brain juices. i only think hard while doing maths. and i killed alot of brain cells in the process. aint that good for health. i started thinking when my mum told me something last night. and well. im surprised. after thinking for so long. i came back to square one with no conclusion.

okays. lets just say im not born to be a thinker. oh wells.

adn guess what. i did one jian bao last night. ahh. im proud of myself again. nine more to go. and i completed all the online test thanks to jacqueline. thanks babe. love you. haha. teresa too. she did it together with me and she got like FULL marks. but teresa was like super smart ok. she completed the test in like 5 pathetic minutes. haha we have our ways. completed all three test within like 20mins. impressive aye. credit goes to jacqueline and fel. hahas.

and i just realised that i have another homework. english homework. something to do with some bird. oh yeah mocking bird. whatever it is. argh. i sick of homeworks. what kind of holis is this. so many homework undone. pure laziness again.

2005-06-20T21:22:00.000-07:00

people people. pls do not doubt my ability to bake. yes i can bake. oolalala.

oh yeah. jacqueline will be starting a fan club for me. me jane the great. because of the npcc reflection i wrote early this mornig. hello. i spent like two hours doing it. three and a half pages long. proud of myself again. at last i accomplished something. fel and jac admire me for my reflection. ah. i have admirers. hahahs. but somehow i have this feeling that im gonna be so screwed up by whoever im going to hand the reflection up to. oh wells. cant help it right. its a reflection afterall. fel promised me that if i ever get screwed up. shes going to stand up for me. that is if she has the guts to. haha. see. what good friends i have.

going out now. tatas.

2005-06-20T04:00:00.000-07:00

wahaha. my mum and dad told me that its ok if i drink. and they say that they have to "train me". so that in case i go out with my friends for some party i can handle my drinks better and i wont get drunk easily. oo. so i can drink more often now. sweet.

praise me. i have been baking for the past SEVEN hours. i was like stuck in the kitchen. baked 90 over cookies. oolala. when i woke up i suddenly felt that baking so i went to buy flour. oh oh. my bro said that flour is pronounced as 'flower' something like that. interesting. and he was insisting that i pronounced it as flower. initially i thought baking would only take an hour or so. but it took me 7 long hours. and i was baking alone. and i did the cleaning up by MYSELF. im so proud of myself.

but still i didnt do any homework yesterday. maybe i should heed shaun's advice. go get a toyboy to do my homework. a cheena expert too. that i would have to make a trip to cheena high. or can some kind soul volunteer themself. be a sweetie pie. jane here. needs help.

something funny happened last night. cant spill it out here. but may the good lord bless teresa. amen. i was having laughing fits last night after eugene showed me someone's photo. and after what happened to teresa. its like damn funny. i could have rolled on the floor with laughter.

anyways back to my baking. ciaos. i smell like cookie.

2005-06-19T06:30:00.000-07:00

yesterday ;

went town shopping with my mum and jon. bought a couple of stuff. not alone though. was kinda pathetic. i only bought a top the rest belongs to jon and my mum. i want that long sleeve from naturally jojo. its nice. and cost only 60bucks? wanteed to get that. but was rushing so didnt. i swear im going back next week to get that top off the rack. it belongs to me. rightfully mine.

while fetching justin and his friends for gymnastics. my dad suddenly asked "jun ming why does your mum want to buy another house?" and he replied "because the gate is facing the wrong direction" i was like wth? buying another house just because the damn gate is facing the wrong direction. oh wells. hes rich. he can afford another house with a nicer gate facing a better direction.

then went to labrador park for family gathering. barbeque. not a bad place. its windy and you can see the sun set. and most importantly theres NO mosquitoes. i repeat i HATE HATE HATE mosquitoes. ever since more that 70 of them came to suck my blood. cant help it. my blood is sweet. i have sweet blood. jealous? but not only did they not repay me for feeding them. they left scars on my hand. and theres still scars now. after two long weeks. if i have the authority i will burn down the whole of pulau ubin. save innnocent people like me. then there wont be any more camps too. yupps.

someone save me. i still have like 9876543210 homework not done. oh great. jane you are such a loser. people like phebe sars and lyds have completed their homework ages ago and you didnt bother to even touch them. you are such a pig. yes im a pig im a loserfied piece of shit. now i have to spend the rest of my one week doing homework. and theres still camp on friday. save me from my misery again.

2005-06-17T10:35:00.000-07:00

im online now but i cant sign into msn. my com is dman screwed up larh. first i was asked to restart the com because i was scanning some shitty stuff. and the next thing. i cant sign in like wth? theres some infection. error. whatever it is.

anyways. im BUBBLES. get it? b.u.b.b.l.e.s. BUBBLES. sherry is BLOSSOM and shaun. oh wells buttercup? hahahs. the grouchy one. sad case. we are the powerpuff girls. maybe except for shaun. and shaun watches powerpuff girls. hes one of us. then theres totally spies. oh i love totally spies. i think they are like damn cool especially the green one. whats her name again? oh wells. i forgot. sherry took the green one so i had to be the ahbunehneh. the yellow one. i still prefer green though. and shaun got clover the flirty one. oh i hate clover. she sucks. shes like damn flirty and stuff. hahahs. then theres xman. but i dont know who to choose cause i dont watch xman.

one two three four HI FIVE!

hmms. primary six gathering today and im not going cause of some family gathering. and guess most of the girls are not going too. sigh. actually i kinda pity micheal larh. everytime he trys to organise a hu6 gathering it sort of fails. and hes like the only organiser. trying to locate all the missing citizens of class hu6. sigh sigh sigh.

im bored im bored. msn sucks.

yes it does.

2005-06-15T09:59:00.000-07:00

staying up late again. oh wells. eugene is threatening to call me at 7 to wake me up. like wth? and until now he still believe that both jialin and i are cousins. and im a malarean. meaning a mix breed. singaporean with a tinch of malaysian. nice. ho ho ho. merry christmas. hahahs.

stayed at home the whole day today. which is yesterday cause i got the date of my appointment all messed up. its supposed to be today. lets see what i did today erms yesterday. woke up at 11+. just in time for lunch. then played then slept again then dinner and play and later im sleeping again. yes eat play sleep revolves around me during the holis. was supposed to go swimmng yesterday but didnt. its like the pool i go to isnt any private pool or public pool. its like in ngee ann poly's sport's complex. and morever its a school day. and imagine if you suddenly walk in there. people will just stare at you and wonder what are the hell you trying to do. which is so not right.

argh. my nail chipped again. damn it. its the second time this week already.

ahh. back to playing neopets.com or is it barbie.com whatever it is. cyas

2005-06-09T23:42:00.000-07:00

i didnt go for geog lesson today. boohoo. was damn tired and lazy so i decided not to go. morever geog is BORING. anyways erika took attendance for me. thanks erika. you are the best. she knows me too well. she took attendance for me like everyday. even on days i didnt go. love you. but still i had to go to school because apparently i forgot to bring home my bag yesterday from the chalet. its like my bag is 987654321 big and i could actually forget. oh wells.

party was fun yesterday. wait till eilly send me the pic i will show them to you. everyone got high and some started pole dancing with the coconut tree. but im not one of them camille was great at pole dancing. lol. she was like sliding up and down the stupid lampost.

meiryl was gorgeous last night. shes like damn pretty. didnt see her in school today. she ponn too i think. she drank too much 'orange juice'

i went into the same toilet as sonia camille and eilly and we all pee-ed. hahahs. all we needed was trust. and we did it. stupid camille was hyperventilating at first. she zipped down and up again and again and keep asking if we could see. hahas. camille piggy back me. from the chalet to the arcade and round and round the arcade into the pool room. love you milley.

we started taking pics in the kitchen. posing and stuff. and sk was our lousy photographer. he slapped me like a thousand and one times yesterday. damn him. im not drunk. so i dont need anyone to slap me

played and screamed at the playground like some teenagers on drugs.

everyone loves tigerbeer. HAHAHS. oh no not everyone only for one girl. oopsie.

orange juice can seriously burn your lungs out. hahahs. next time we shall try apple juice or mango juice. tequilla or gin. oh nono.

2005-06-06T08:57:00.000-07:00

i like to move it move it. i like to move it move it. i like to move it move it. you like to move it. hahahs. madagascar. i fell in love with teh hippo GLORIA. love at first sight okays. isnt it cute? lol.

im getting high high high.

okays. im lazy again. so cyas.

2005-06-05T01:37:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERESA AND THEON HAPPY ADVANCED BIRTHDAY. yay. may all your wishes come true =]

special request from felicia khalid ibrahim bte osama lim lim. daughter of shee neh neh poot poot bte kanna sai. grand-daughter of abunehnhe adam mohamad ali aka pang sai. lol. sorry. a bit too long.

she wants me to blog about the three legged game during the camp called the animal game i think. its like you know. one twine. you leg her leg. tie them up together. so two person. three legs. get it? nvm lets do it step by step. put out your left leg and she put out her right leg and start tying with a ballon in the middle. theres three categorys cat dog and snake.

group a and b. c and d. e and f. since fel is in group d. shes my partner. actually we were not suppose to be partnering someone from our own unit. but who cares. until praveena caught us. so had to change with the guys behind. fel partnered the guy from my group. i partnered the guy from her group. something like that. damn praveena. she makes things difficult for us. i pity fel. the both of them tie until so tightly that they cant walk. hahahs. mine was like damn loose larh. but easier to fall. once the game started. all those people from ghim moh started making fun of us. you know. neighbourhood sc hools. they are damn fast at coming out with stories. both fel and i were damn embarrased. esp because of the action mama guy nicklaus.

im like damn scared of ballons larh. so obviously if someone comes near me and tries to step on the balloon i will start screaming. as expected i screamed and screamed. laughed and laughed and forgot that my leg was tied together with his. so we nearly fell and our balloon burst. oh wells. fel and her partner was one of the winners :) nice one. they were hopping and hopping around. guess im the hopeless one. hahas.

oh yahr. fel also wants me to announce that she is officially my maid. she volunteered. hahahs. congrats fel you are the chosen one. though jacqueline wants to be my slave too but i turned her down. aww so sad. the both of you can take turns.

one more thing. i shall proclaim divya as rapunzel. love it man. amy goh can be erms lets see snow white. lol. sorry.

2005-06-03T07:08:00.000-07:00

itchy scratchy up and down and backside. im baack from camp. once again hello singapore. i feel civilised now. breathe in the fresh air. and be glad that you are in singapore. yess.

ive got more than 70 love bitees from the beloved mosquitoes in pulau ubin. thanks pal for feeding on my blood. and now im feeling itchy all over.

wednesday [first day of torture]

had to carry my heavy bag and hiked into the campsite. long long journey. -fast foward- blah blah blah. pitched our tents. since nanyang was like damn enthu. i allowed them to do the job will i just stood there. nanyang was like damn fast larh. before the ci even said start pitching the tents they are already damn kan jiong holding onto the pegs and pegging it into the ground. oh wells. thats nanyang. and guess what. im like in the same group as devia. how horrible can it get. i was in teh same group as janathul last year already and this year they put me with like devia? argh. ji yan is the best larh. she has rong xian and jacqueline with her. shitty ass.

im a loner loner loner. i even sleep on my own. actually not on my own but with this queensway girl and two nanyang ones.

i am so lonely. i have nobody to call my own.

after that we went kayaking. the sea water there was gross. its reminds me of the rubbish dump with dead fishes floating around. and we had to lie on the water the test the float. its was horrible. and we had to like carry the boat? out ourselves. i was partnering ji yan and does anyone have any idea how heavy the thing or rather boat was. its was 987654321kg. jac an d rong xian also couldnt carry theirs. finally our life saver came. some gay fag from my group. he helped us carried our boat and brought our paddle to us. you cant kayak in the water for more than half an hour without getting tired. sorry ji yan. for making you do all the kayaking. hahas. and we were always last which was maluating. well cant help it right. obs people all the best for your kayaking :)

-fast forward- blah blah blah.

end of the day

thursday

woke up early in teh morning and got scolded by marcus. oh wells. normal. physical training was rather relaxing. cause the barker oc decided to let us off. went for land ex for like 9hours. or 7. whatever it is. its damn long. we had to carry our filled to the brim 1.5l bottle which is damn heavy. luckily i only had to carry one. the guys had to carry two? too bad for them. walked till i nearly died. imagine running and walking. walking back to the same place over and over again. and the checkpoints were all over the place. walked around the whole of ubin. over 10km. then we were suppose to do some stuff. this was what happened in rong hui's group.

theres a string tied from one tree to another. and the string was 987654321m high. we are suppose to get over to the other side without touching the string. so the guys decided to let the group members step on their tighs to get over.

apparently those guys who volunteered were from barker. so they were like "come on we can take it" acting damn macho. until it was one fat guy's turn. they suddenly stared at the guy and said "can we change" hahhas. it was damn mean larh. they were not that strong afterall.

while walking back to the campsite i had to carry this big heavy huge blue container. a map and my bottle. and they were walking at a damn fast speed. so obviously i was lagging behind with a few other guys. cause nanyang would always be right in front. and yet the damn leader kept forcing us to run and catch up. hello. does he even have teh slightest idea how heavy those stuff were.

-fast forward- blahblahblah.

campfire.

campfire was pretty fun. was playing and joking around. talking about fhm magazine. damn sick larh. but guys will be guys.

theres this indian guy in my group called "black" im not insulting him larh. but thats his nickname. weird. but nvm.

during campfire. before the fire was even lit. the gay fag started shouting " aye black where are you? you are so black i cant see you" i was close to rolling on teh floor. and because mosquitoes are attracted to dark colours. "aye black you are attracting all teh mosquitoes. no wonder theres so many mosquitoes here" funny bunch of people.

-fast forward- blahblahblah

friday

-fast forward- blahblahblah.

had to do area cleaning. and was suppose to clean tent sheets at least i dont have to clean the toilets and dig up the shit. hahas. fel and i decided to hide at one corner and pretend cleaning. then we walked around looking at the people cleaning. praising them and stuff. it was damn funny larh.

-fast forward- blah blah blah

HOME SWEET HOME

THANK YOU FOR ALL THOSE WHO MADE THE CAMP MORE ENJOYABLE

oh yarh. mr soh was pretty nice during the camp. he made sure that we didnt have to do pumpings. thanks mr soh.

2005-05-31T06:33:00.000-07:00

finally went town when my bro came back at 4.15. screwed him upside down for making me wait. went down to pacific plaza first to look for his beloved visor. but couldnt find the one he likes. then went to tangs. shopped around for awhile. and i finally bought my famous amos no nut cookies from wisma. and i bought 300g. thats like kinda alot. went to taka. walked around. and i forgot where yami yogurt was. then to paragon 'the cocoa tree' and we bought 30bucks worth of chocs. cause my dad gave us 100bucks cocoa tree vouchurs. how nice. finally saw his beloved visor at 77th street. he kept holding onto the visor but cant bear to buy it. like wth. i walked around so much just to find it. and he cant bear to buy it. and he asked me to give him two months to spike his hair up and two months later he will but it. the visor is well not bad larh. billabong. though i still prefer the ripcurl one.

went home at 8. theres this fat old man standing up right in front of me cause hes going to alight. suddenly the bus jerked and he fell FLAT on me. and he was like leaning on me. the whole body and his damn hands were like 987654321cm close to my -censored-. everybody on teh bus started smiling. i was like damn maluated. damn it

oh yeah. i decided im going to wear the converse one. and i shall stay firm on my decision. coverse pull over shall be

2005-05-31T00:51:00.000-07:00

JONATHAN HO YOU BASTARD. argh. im like supposed to go out with my bro like NOW. and yet hes still not home. shit him. hes so gonna pay for the cab fare later.

town in the morning is dead. went town after science with bliss and teresa. and most of the shops are not open yet. and that includes famous amos. i wanted to eat my no nut cookie. damn it. and i swear not to drink honeydew milktea anymore. yes. i can use one word to describe it. yucky. and camille ang shu jie i want my macdonal's meal. hurry.

im finally done packing with my camp stuff. i hate hate hate npcc camps. yes i do. i hate npcc. i hate everything that has to do with npcc. i hate myself for joining that damn cca. i hate hate hate it. now i cant decide what type of white long sleeve shirt am i going to bring for kayaking.

the converse one. but i will most probably die under the sun

the esprit one? no this is almost too precious

or the office kind. but its inappropriate? like who wears this for kayaking?

somebody help me.
im seriously going to screw jon once he step into teh house

2005-05-30T07:07:00.000-07:00

what will you think of two guys carrying tote bag. with a hairband. hugging each other? and they are damn protective of their you know i know. their nipples. GAYS. hahhas. i broke record. while playing pool with sonia. eight cue balls went in. just in one game. fantastic right. but sonia is not any better. she was close to eight =]

last week was the first time i opened up macdonal's dustbin to look for a handphone. not mine but amanda lee. i nearly stuffed my whole head into the bin. it stinks like hell larh. erika tuason and teresa were there stuffing their heads into the bin too. and guess who was watching us when we dug into the bin? none other than our one and only famous chee ko pek.

went towning with teresa today. went to watch my boyfriend is B type. funny movie though its in korean had to keep reading the subtitles. going town again tomorrow. to shop and watch monster in law. dumped teresa at town at around 6.45 cause its justin's birthday today. had to go back for dinner. so i was nice and brought her up to cine 8th floor to look for her son. yes son. and hes a complete dengs. worse than the last time i saw him. eew. eew is his middle name first name deng. but teresa decided that she shouldnt be deperate for motherly love so she escorted me to my bus stop. how sweet. but in the end she still ran into her son's arms. aww.

i dread dread dread npcc camp. its like spending my 3days 2nights there feeding the hungry mosquitoes. argh. i swear not to step into pulau ubin last year and this year im going in again in one days time. just because my dad promised lsb that i would go since i ponned the last npcc camp. catching cockroaches make life miserable. save me from my misery.

camille was being dao today she refuse to run down the escalator and into my arms. lol. oh yeah camille owes me macdonal's meal. remember fillet o fish meal upsize. fillet o fish with mayo sause and onions and stuff. make sure theres enough cheese and the cheese must be melted at 75degrees celsius. fish must be cooked with olive oil. not too oily. and my drink remains as coke. more ice. less sugar. and two straws please. and note that my coke must still be gasy when i receive it. fries less salt but it must still taste salty. drain all the oil before serving. thanks. and i want a toy too. get a hot pink toy. yupps. if you exceed 1min in preparing my meal. you owe me a strawberry sundae. not too sweet. more strawberries please. thanks camille.

2005-05-25T08:14:00.000-07:00

i aspire to be a doctor. a lawyer cause they earn big bucks? im like damn friggin broke now. how i wish im rich. theres a thousand and one stuff

i want to buy but im broke. penniless? was planning to rob a bank
with teresa and we thought of maybank. so maybank please watch out for us. we only need a few million. not alot. and we mean no harm. harmless innocent girls who are desperate for money.
spent the whole day in the library doing chinese. argh. i rather have normal lessons. but we kinda slacked in the library larh. was admiring amy goh as she slept on the couch. wondering how her haor smelt like as i havent smelt it for ages. i miss that oh so nice smell. -breathes in. ahhh. refreshing. i just love it. im loving it.

i suddenly feel like doing the dance again. its like damn nice larh. i wanna do it again =]

okays now i want to go for the hongkong exhange trip. just because i want to go there and shop. but i dont want them come over. i had my bad experiences. its like damn stress larh. you have to bring them everywhere and entertain them. i almost died last year. but shopping in hong kong is fun. should i or should i not? teresa and fessie might be going. im not sure.

2005-05-24T01:42:00.000-07:00

WE WON FIRST FOR THE DANCERCISE. yes we did it. lalals. i didnt know that i could dance. oh wells. i ponned chinese for the whole day today. bet lao shi is fuming now. like who cares anyway. jac ponned chinese too :) felt threatened when the other groups presented their dance. theirs are not bad also. should have seen 3/2's dance. the one with all the blacks and one white. oops. im racist again. sorry. no insult. the way they dance is like watching porn. guys will definately drool.

teresa left me in school alone. actually not alone. im with phebe and company. teresa you are such an asshole larh. like wth. but i will forgive and forget =]

lalas. im bored.

2005-05-21T07:33:00.000-07:00

im in love with the pinkish diamond. yes. the pinkish one.

suddenly he felt something stucked on the left side of his cheek. it felt slimy and heavy. adding to the weight of his face. its watery. lifting up his right arm. slowly. he touched "that thing". he shivered as he touched it. its sliding down his cheek. eeeww. gross he thought. with his index finger and thumb he picked it up. and brought it right in front of his eyes. he sees it right in front of his naked eyes. it was black and chewy. its its its its... a bubbletea PEAL.

oh wells. end of story. hahhas. was playing with the bubbletea peal today with bliss and teresa. sorry bliss cause i accidently planted a mole on your "the hulk" shirt. hahahas. we were wells just shooting pearls. yeah. no harm.

went to bugis to celebrate bliss daddy's birthday. with addie. yinyin. meiryl. allysa. teresa. salina ong and sonia. and i bought a watch. hello. jane with a watch. surprised? its well rainbow in colour and its bigg big big. i can like wear it at my armpit there. and teresa bought the greenish one. went to the arcade to play. and teresa the big loser lost to us in daytona 3times in a row. its like she came in last for every round. pathetic right? hahas.

i played time crisis two. nearly reached the third stage though. but ran out of coins. you should have seen the way salina and sonia shoot. its like dots. and mei was like playing street fighter? weirdos.

i think i wanna get that mickey mouse shoe. the coverse look alike. the black with red laces one. come to think of it. its kinda nice.

went out for dinner just now and guess who i saw. wendy wendy wen di di and our all time favourite. -drum roll. EILEEN GOH. im unlucky alright.

going to teresa's church tomorrow and playing pool. helllo. do i seem as if i know how to even hold that long woody thingy? nopes. ah wells. cyas

2005-05-19T07:04:00.000-07:00

fuck fuck fuck. how can i fail my english. damn it. this is like the first time i failed english. argh. all thanks to my compo. like who would even dream of getting 5/30 for compo?

"without a moment of hesitation, i leaped off the ledge and at once all was over"

this damn sentence got me my 5marks. mrs tay said that cambridge dont allow dying and apparently i jumped down the window ledge? -screams.

i failed 3 out of 8 subjects? how pathetic can it get. but this is like the first time i passed bio. im so proud of myself. since the first test in january i had been failing like hell until mid-year. failed my chem amaths and english thou. but im glad i passed chinese.

from tomorrow onwards till june holidays. my brain would be stuffed with chinese words. everybody will be playing and having fun. wherelse i will be like what in class waiting for time to pass. and listening to lao shi's yakkings. pity me.

replying tags ;

[daddy bliss] DADDDY! thanks for the lollipop and the toy. hahas. yes i will be pretty again. hahas. then i will the nice and smooth skin. and we will go sentosa again. this time dont forget the sunblock. hehs. LOVE YOU DAD!

[val] whatever larh. at least i got a tann unlike someone. hahahs. im going to have a brand NEW skin. jealous?

[germaine] NO. its better now already okays. and you didnt come to school today. you ponned school. hor hor. okays. lets go canoeing. but i want my sunblock.

[phebe] whos sick? me? you? who? yeah. i love you too. hahas.

2005-05-17T00:06:00.000-07:00

TERESA WHERE ARE YOU ???

dont die. dont run away. most importantly dont skip school. cause jane here misses you.

okays. now everyone thinks that i have some kind of skin disease. arghh. and now i look like a cow? moo mooo. please dont insult cows in the future they are my kind. this goes to you teresa. hahahs. cows are innocent creatures or rather animals. yupps. my skin on my FACE is seriously peeling very badly :( though i grew tanner. but my FACE. @#$#$#@. hmph. im disfigured now. and guess what there was class photo taking today. how bad can it get. to hide my peeled part. germaine literally took the whole bottle of moisturizer and POURED it on my face. POURED. get it. so theres like one PILE of moisturiser on my face. i had to like wipe wipe and wipe. and i cant smile. otherwise my face would be wrinkled. argh. of all days today. sigh. and tomorrow is like cca photo taking? may the good lord bless my face. hahas

everyone was doing their 2.4km today. and teresa you werent here to accompany me. luckily salina accompanied me. hmm. thanks salina :)

did some singing and stuff in the hall. before we did the amazing race. yups. amazing race was fun. luckily amy goh isnt in the same group as me otherwise. i will pack up a nd leave immediately. shes suppose to be in my group but somehow she went to the otehr group. so there was rachel koh. gen. germ. juhi. jasmine. smartypants and jolene. it was like damn fun larh. esp the throwing of "pie" part. i threw it right into germaine. lalas. i hit the bullseye. then the dancing part. somehow we chose the wrong card and got S.H.E. the guo shi mao? and we are suppose to dance like them. i love the chicken part. the only part we knew how to dance was the chiken part.

it turned out wonderful. although our class didnt win anything. but daddy you did your best already. its not your fault. hehs.

currently waiting for the twinese in the com lab with phebe. nat and the rest. they are looking at some pics i think. yeah. some piercing some eye. and i dont know what else.

how am i gonna face the world with my horrible face. aargh. and i feel itchy again. my back and my stomach. hehes.

gtg now. cyas.

2005-05-16T08:26:00.000-07:00

i didnt go to sentosa in the end. cause today is the day my skin peels. adn of all places its my FACE. slap me. argh. woke up at 1 and asked my mum again if i could go adn she said its up to me. but once i looked into the mirror. i saw my peeling face and so i didnt go in the end. argh. horrible.

went to catch a movie with my bro in the end. watched coach carter. nice show. but still its a boring day. boo.

praise me. i tidied up my room today. like finally. but after today it would be all messy again. so whats the point. -shrugs. at least i threw away one garbage bag full of stuff.

someone look at my face. its peeeling peeeling and peeeling. stop it. im like applying moisturiser on my face whenever i look into teh mirror. which is quite often. every one hour? hahas. my face is gonna rot sooner or later. and my stomach feels kinda itchy though. bliss it aint white anymore its RED now. like some kinda baboon butt? yeah.

anyways. gtg now. school tomorrow. remember to bring your pe shirt tomorrow. thats all. tatas.

2005-05-15T08:47:00.000-07:00

my second time blogging today. yupps.

argh. my mum forced me to go swimming today with my burnt skin. she says that it will bring down the tempt. oh wells. i was like swimming in pain. cause apparently you know swimming costumes are suppose to be tight fitting and it was pressing on my burnt skin. and my skin is like super "stiff" that i can rotate my arms 360 degrees.

and my damn instructor jolly well know that i cant swim he still me swim 30 laps. 10 back 10 front 10 side. the back one was like the worst. i have rotate my arms 360 degrees. and he could still tell me that my burn was quite serious. shit him. at least he let me off the 200m sprint. otherwise i wil like strangle him on the spot. no i wont do that. i will be charged of murder. while swimmming this old man swimming in his underwear scratched my hand. excuse me if i was not having sunburn i would have forgive and forget. but it was like super pain larh. wanted to kick his ass but decided not to. hes way too old. what if he dies in the water. no way am i going to save an old man like him.

everybody is going to sentosa tomorrow. and i want to go. my mum said no afternoon and morning sun for me only evening sun. and evening sun means no sun. argh. but camille said that she will be responsible if i get skin cancer or something. and so i told my mum that by the time i reach there it would be evening. and my friend will be responsible and she said by the time i go there i wont get to play. argh. no point argueing with my mum. i will still get back to square one.

now i can wear my bra without feeling pain. lalas. swimming helps. but swimmming with burnt skin sucks too. hmph.

oh its twelve already.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEIRYL. -huggs

2005-05-14T23:52:00.000-07:00

im like sick now a nd severly burnt. someone save me. ahh.

got this phrase from my cousin " redder than a red indian; blacker than a chunk of ash; and painer than a thousand needles pricking your ass" okays. thats how pain it is. ouch.

supposed to go to teresa's church this morning. but im like sick. so i cant go. sorry teresa. at least bliss sonia and meiryl are going. i will make it up to you. well next week? yupps. sorry. and phebe i cant go to the beach tomorrow . my mum already screwed me upside down. sorry. i will make that up also. yupps. i will confirm with you tonight or tomorrow morning if im going.

2005-05-13T08:27:00.000-07:00

i was arranging my towel on the sand for me to lie down and tann. when suddenly ;

teresa: jane! jane!

jane: [decides to ignore her first and laid down]

jane: [lying down] yarh?

teresa: help me! [grabbing some stuff behind her]

jane: [looks behind] oh my...

jane: [held on to both sides of the string and couldnt stop laughing. she was almost rolling on the sand]

[meiryl came up of the water to see what happened]

meiryl: oh my god [starts laughing]

jane: [remembered the jurong volleyball guys behind and turned around to see]

[they were laughing and staring into our direction just as i expected]

jane: [laughed even harder till she dropped both sides of the thingy]

teresa: [screams and grabbed hold of everything she can not forgeting the front]

jane: [trying to fit that damn thing in and she did it]

[applause ; all thanks to jane the great]

just got screwed up by my mum for over-tanning. im like tanner than when i came back from the sec three dots connection camp. now im burning in the inside. damn hot. ouch. no pain no gain.

i love love love palawan beach. sentosa here i come. im going back there on monday again. -screams. but this time. my mum say no tanning. uh oh.

im lazy to blog about the rest. hmph. just to tell you. i had loads of fun. yeah. interesting stuff happened. like the bengs and lians jellyfish. the bitches bitching. those girls who cant climb up onto the wooden platfom [lousy pokkers]. the guy and girl doing stuff in the water. ejeculating some white foam [gross is the word i use to describe this]. that damn bee. and soo on. full stop.

wanna know what happened? ask me me me. and i will tell you.

oh great. the pain is coming back again. gtg now. cyas.

2005-05-09T02:10:00.000-07:00

they made me do that thang again on the bus. and this time they forced me to remain in that nerdish look. until we pass *blahblah bus-stop. then after that they were looking for gold bars in my bag. just dumping my stuff out. [gold bars=all time favourite dictionaries].

chem and maths paper was full of shit today. totally sucks. i dont even know whats the chemical. siti can like come up with some chemicals i never seen or heard before. how am i suppose to do the paper when i dont even what the hell are those chemicals.

i love m&ns now. milk chocolate. m&ns m&ns. i have been pigging on m&ns lately. i love the limegreen ones. when i came home today. my bro gave me a packet of m&ns. lalas. <3

i have an announcement to make. a serious one. yeah. -clears throat.

I CUT MY HAIR. yes so stop asking me what happened to my hair. although i know its kinda or very messy but who cares. oh wells. actually i care. i cut my hair to allow it to LIE FELLOW. unlike RACHEL and TERESA'S hair. they are balding. although mine is big. but their BALD SPOT is well sad to say SO MUCH BIGGER. large surface area. hahahs.

i shall drop dead and sleep now. shush. cyas
i hate people invading my privacy. hmph

2005-05-06T07:40:00.000-07:00

crystal was super nice to me yesterday. and i got abit shock. well. she never reply my smses. she never talk to me on msn. cause shes thinks that im an embarrasement to her. hahahs. but she did yesterday. omg. i was like super shocked larh. then this morning. she smsed me like so many times. even though we are on the same bus just a few metres away :)).

i want to study. but i cant. i dont know why. just five more papers. end it all. jia you. okays. im talking to myself. i shall pass all my subjects with flying colours and not fail my bio anymore. i will study hard. yes jane you should. you have been failing bio since the first test. when are you going to pass your bio. slap yourself. okays. slap myself. oh no. i cant concentrate. i dont know whats in my mind now. its messy in there. i need someone to tidy it up. but who? oh wells. i shall study with a messy mind and not let jane down. i will study hard. and pass with flying colours. so that she can prove to her mum that she can take physics as a extra science.

what did i do in school today? hmms. oh yarh. i suddenly think that my partner ho xinyi is damn nice. wait. when shes not errr troubled? when shes troubled she starts tearing her amaths book and stabbing some stuff. oh wells. did bio pratical today and i was kinda lazy to test for this and that. adn so xinyi say she will do the experiments i sit down and watch. and i ended up yanking and yaking away. she washed all the apparatus for me. mind you its SPA. and so we should do our own experiments but she ended up doing it for me. she even asked me copy her worksheet. thanks xinyi. i owe you one.

where are you when i needed you?

2005-05-05T05:21:00.000-07:00

crystal seow that assholic puifect is officially my bus part-ner. yeeps. i was laughing till i nearly rolled on the floor yesterday on our way home. and crystal aspire to be as tall as those *blahblah guys. so that she can help clean the sbs bus's ceiling. so helpful rights. okays about yesterday. i was learning how to use the correct attitude to adapt to different surroundings. like the *blahblah. i pulled upo my socks. gawd its really really high. serious. my bag was like super high too. hello. only smart people carry high bags. and obviously one of those smart people is me. gravity? and i sat down with my bag. its super funny larh. then one of the *blahblah feller with spiky hair was sitting behind us. apparently i insulted him indirectly. but still i was stating a fact. no harm. cause theres a few tall *blahblah people standing in front of us and their hair were like in the aircon. oh wells. cleaning the aircon now. so i simply say 'people with flat hair clean the aircons and ceiling and people with those spikey ones help to scrap dirt off the ceiling' lols. i was laughing my head off.

was suppose to play in the bus again today. but crystal seow left before me. hmph. i had the dictionary today. and i was reading it in the bus. you might not be surprise that i have the longman dictionary. the thesaurus. the chinese traslate to eng and eng translate to chinese dic and a big encyclobidia in my bag. pardon me. i read dictionaries everyday :)).
somehow somewhat i promised crystal that i would wear my long long uniform. its like 987654321 long. really long one. its like reaching my high socks that kind. its not altered yet. thick framed specs. 10cm thick. hair band to push all my hair back. my super high bag. my soccer high socks. COOL right. im loving it.

my beloved dictionary. thou i prefer the long man one. hehs.

the future me. although i know i can looke better than that. my specs will be so much thicker and my pants so much higher. okays. enough of that already.
chinese and geog paper sucks today. esp the chinese one. the compo was aout some
strawberry. i was like huh. it took me so long to understand what was the title of the compo. and the chinese compre was a killer. argh. didnt really finish geog paper. the last ques. my table parthner cum smarty pants lost like twenty marks. hello. its vanessa kuek losing 20marks. no joke. shes in a state of depression now. sheesh. came home talked to sarah on the phone and lydia was talking to her ah ma in the back. was laughing throughout. they were speaking in cantonese and its sounds rather weird and funny. oh wells.

im gonna watch tv now. teresa go and watch it NOW. cyas

*names of the school cannot be disclosed. :) otherwise i will be chased after with parangs

2005-05-03T02:21:00.000-07:00

jane is in a soo us soo confusing sate of mind now. she doesnt know what to do. oh wells. pratically all of dont know what the hell is going on. everyone is confused. yeah. everyone especially me. yes me. i dont know how it started and thus i dont know how to end it. or whos going to end it.

we found out the truth today. and guess what its all thanks to our assumption. our oh so great assumption that turns out to be wrong. wrong wrong. leaving us in a state of confusion. one moment. i was there happily playing when suddenly it went wrong. teresa and i were left in suspense throughout the whole weekend not knowing what exactly happened. until today. but it seemed as though things wont get back to the way we used to be.

equation of jane today ; misery+confuse+unhappiness-joy-fun-laughter= MORE MISERY

we seriously need to sort things out though germaine said you break something and fix it back but the crack lines will still always be there. no point argueing now anyways. cheer up eillyn :) its okay. just leave it as it is.

had english exam today and i made FULL use of the drug book. i like the part 'without hesitation, she leaped off the ledge and within a split second it was all over' germaine and i used it. yupps. that drug book was usefu afterall. since i wrote my compo about drugs. rainbow coloured tablets and the white crystalline substance.

i passed my last lit test the one on unseen poetry =].

oh yarh. yesterday i went swimming again. but spent have the time sitting in the canteen studying. while studying two fellers beside me were talking about how powerful and big their dick was. i was like super grossed out larh. eeyucks. thus i am able to conclude that ngee ann poly guys are sick in the mind. they actually did a comparison on their dicks. gross.

lavania told me this true story in india. she watched it from the india crimewatch i think. yarh.
[they are all indians]

theres this man who always abuse his wife whenever he comes home. so one day the wife decided to hide in the cardboard so that her husband cannot find her. and she told the boy not to tell the man where she was. young innocent boy.

when the father came home. he asked wheres mum and the boy said she went to the market and thus the man waited for her to come back. he waited and waited. and suspected that the wife is hiding somewhere at home. so he asked the boy wheres mum or else he threatened to kill him and so the boy said shes in the cardboard. the man then went to the cardboard grabed the woman's hair and dragged her to the bedroom and had sex with her.

he disfigured one side of his wife's face. ONE SIDE. by using a rod and hit her. he gorged out both her eyes. mind you. shes still alive at that time. imagine the PAIN. the veins hanging loose. gross. then he pulled out the thing in her nose dont ask me what. and she died. he cut off both her ears. pulled out all her fingernails before she die. chop off all her ten fingers. thank god. i still have my fingers and nails intact. and then that man displayed everything out. i foegot whatelse he did. but all i knew was that her body was in bits and pieces. he laid everything out nicely on PLATES.

they live with their parents and her sister in the two storey bungalow. they took the upstairs and the parents downstairs. he went down and told the sister that 'i ended your sister's chapter'.

wonder how come the parents couldnt hear? while killing and abusing her he would turn the television volume to the maximum. shut all the doors and windows. so the people downstairs couldnt hear. he threatened his son to watch his having sexual intercourse with the mother and he saw everything from a to z. including the torture. fish that man. and all his punishment was being hung at the beach naked. hello. they should like torture him.

sad story. and its TRUE. this kinda man should be stabbed a thousand and one times and pluck out all his organs and intestines.

chinese now. cyas.

2005-05-01T10:29:00.000-07:00

quiet eh? yeah i think so too. once again pure laziness. somebody slap me. i dont know what the hell am i doing. playing and playing. shopping and shopping. argh. im not studying. went out for some family gathering on sat and went to play at the arcade with my bros. and went shopping at suntec till like nine at night. went home. played the com again. cause i really didnt feel like studying thoough i know i have to. oh wells. played till one in the morning and poof i went to sleep.

went for tuition this morning as usual. boring. at least i did some maths right. three hours of maths tuition. i sat on the damn chair till my butt hurts. bet shape of the chair is stuck onto my ass. after that had to go for jiang since i didnt go on sat. did some cheena test. guess what. i dont know anything. i was like huh when i saw that paper. so just took out my shou ce and copied. and this damn guy started telling lao shi that all the girls are copying. hello. its none of his buisiness. oh wells. went swimming. and i swam terribly. right. went to jurong point shopping again after that. played at the arcade again. but spent have the time WATCHING my bros play time crisis three. i didnt even have the chance to touch the stupid gun. cause they say i wont last for at least a min and poof i was standing there watching like some kind of moron. finally went home at ten plus. ooh. my dad bought an oven and we are baking tomorrow. yeah. its like two on monday morning. and i still aint studying. im obsessed with cs now. although i get killed most of the time :( cause somehow somewhat my stupid bros refuse to teach me how to buy the guns and reload. my dad will be bring us to play lan tomorrow. okays. i seriously need to think twice before going. yes i do.

JANE HO GO AND STUDY NOW.

somebody scream into my ears

wake my brain cells

they aint working

oh wells.

labour day today

we have to understand

they dont work today

SLAP ME!

im going to studying one chapt of chinese before i sleep.

pray hard that i dont go to some lala land.

cant afford to.

oh wells.

good morning.

and happy labour day.

reply tags;

[camille] yes everyone's blog is quiet. but mine is worse. hahas.

[germaine] sorry. typo i think. hahahs. yay i improved. i shall blog thrice a week after the exams. i promise. and i want the lit notes you dumb ass. hahas

[eilly] yes. im okay now. i just need somebody to push me to study. im playing too hard and i cant STOP. oohlala.

NOTE; TO EVERYONE STUDY HARD.

2005-04-22T07:25:00.000-07:00

blogger didnt delete my post. wees. blogger isnt a bunch of screwed up twigs anymore. the other post was supposed to be for wednesday not today.

this whole week has been crappy. full of craps.

social studies ;

ms wang was returning our files and she wanted people to help our beloved ss rep. jasmine to carry all the files. so me germaine phebe and sherry decided to be helpful and voluntered our service. impressed? we strolled all the way to the staffroom and got the files. and on our way back we decided that we didnt want to return back to class. so we pretended that we were tired and sat down at the so called study area. then we suddenly remembered how we used to play human dominoes after recess last year. so we spilled all the files on the floor and started playing dominoes. while playing jasmine was feeling rather worried and tensed up. what to do. shes simple afraid that ms wang find out that we are playing. oh wells. good girls are like that. there was two seniors sitting there doing their tests and shaking their heads. oops. we disturbed them. so we decided to return back to class and simply tell ms wang that we accidently dropped all the files. eilly actually heard us playing. opps. maybe abit too loud. ms siti was in 3/3 when we saw her. we hurried back to class. and stupid germaine tripped me and the both of us fell with all the files. it wasnt on purpose okays. hahas. but it was fun. ms siti heard us and she told 3/3 that we were so afraid of her that we dropped the file. right.

chem and amaths ;

we had free lessons. happy hour starts now. we were ultra retarted and lame. was doing chinese dance with phebe and sherry. legs up. do a split adn turn around. and it was their syf dance. deborah was there teaching us the steps. its was simply hilarious. the whole class was rather pissed with us. cause there they are studying and we were playing laughing and shouting at the back of the class. chinese dance is indeed tiring. but its fun fun fun. then me and phebe were takign less pics. none of us brought our cameras. so had to use shermaine's one. and guess what. she refuse to take the pics for us. cause we were doing ahem stuff and shes like a puifect in the ex co. and a goodd girl and if ms kang ever see those pics she will sack shermaine immediately. did the daniel ong's advertisment with germaine pheebs adn sherry. this is how it goes ;

uh oh...uh oh...
did he just say what i think he said
yes he did yes he did
did grace chua tried to stop him
yes she did yes she did
what the hack happened
its the madness its the madness
shocking
mad
crazy
thought provoking and always blazing
my name is daniel
rhymes with spaniel
but i aint gonna dog you
just aiming to please you
morning madness is what the showed called 6 tpo 10 is done for dawn
together with grace
we'll take our place
987 fm . we're on perfect 10
see you then

thanks phebe for taking the effort to write it down for us. hahas. love you

npcc was a big sucker today. at three we did push ups under the scorching hot sun. imagine how burning hot the concrete ground was. damn it. and before that we were suppose to try walking on the parade ground without our shoes. and with two socks. the ground was boiling and yet we were suppose to do push ups with our bare hands. pity us. our hands were like super red and burning. ji yan's palm was like the reddest. poor lil thang. hahas

okays im done bloggging. cyas.

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[sherry] I BLOGGED. SEE THIS. hahahsa.

P.S for all. please visit teresa's blog its hilarious. you will laugh your lungs out.

2005-04-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

i havent been blogging for ages. well have been busy this whole week. i had five tests. argh. irritating.

wednesday ;

well had our amaths test and guess what. i left the whole damn frigging paper blank. exceot for the questions. fantastic right. its like who would ever be that crazy so as to leave the whole paper blank. know why? the paper was damn bloody easy so easy that i cant even ans a single question. fuck that teacher who set the paper. she deserve to rot in hell. yeah. she should. ss paper was okay. although i lost control of my hand while writting. theres like 987654321 stuff to write about. but still it was okay.

school ended at 11.15 that day. but we stayed back for the dance. bet we are the most hardworking group. yes we are. camille and eilly stayed back and watched us dance. we used the maths home rooom for our dance. blasted the music ; dance to the beat of the music. ah. what nonsense. we did mamboo. chacha. tango and jive. oops no only mambo and a teeny weeny bit of jive. it was fantastic. although teresa and bliss still couldnt get their steps right. roar. yes scream into their ears till your lungs burst. went to get new npcc uniform at one. felicia lim and i were being spastic. hahahs. it was super lame. our uniform size upgraded by three. THREE. and thats alot. my skirt was suppose to be size two and i took 5. wanted to take six but then decided not to. felicia was like super scared that mr lee will scold us for taking the big big uniform but what can he do if we tell him that we are fat. theres nothing he can do. now i can wear my uni below my hip hip hip. if i took 6 i can like AIR my butt. yes. good ventilation. :))

praticed till like two plus and started lying on the tables sleeping or rather resting. we were dead beat. perspiring like some kind of mad cows.

oh yarh did i mention that we sprayed water on peoples' back to see what colour bras are they wearing. camille was being a naughty lil chong. she wore coloured. had water fight in class and eilly fell. oh poor lil thang. hahahs. phebe ripped teresa's shorts in the midst fo raping her.

TODAY ;

did mambo test today. it was horrigible. sherry and i were like panicking. adn we actually forgot our steps and well screwed it up. then we had to show our dance to that dance teacher. and our group was like the bestest of the bestest. we could have done better with the music. but too bad. no music. sorry to the other groups. we are gonna take over the dance floor. so you can like sit there relax and enjoy. oh shit im sprouting nonsense again.

went to the dentist after that. oh shit dont ever go to the dentist the one closer to the door the left hand side one. hes like super rough. damn him. i was like hyperventilating outside with jolene and rachel. cause we heard that the male dentist is super rough and so far all those whos teeth were checked by him bled. ah oh. somehow somewhat. i got that rough dentist. hes like drilling and drilling in between my teeth. its like super pain larh. hes using force. and he even told me that my teeth was good and clean. i just dont understand why does he need to drill so much. he even drilled my gums and my tongue. it was so frigging pain that i closed my mouth. and he forced me to open it. shit him. and my gums bled. he didnt use that sandy thing. neither did he polish my teeth. all he did was drill. he can like jolly well go and drill his own teeth.

when rachel went in. he asked rachel who was the one spreading rumours about him making all our gums bleed. and rachel was like i dont know. that dentist actually want to see the person who started the rumours. i was well one of them but im not the first one who started it. its like the whole level knows about it already.

napfa test was alright. except for sit and reach. i got a D. DDDDDDD. lalaas. D. yes D. had to do my chinese test so went with the 4 oclock group. together with qinglun eilly camille and fessie. yes. i got a for situps. a for incline. hohoho. eilly will be the cleaner for the rest of the year. damn syeila she made me laugh. hahs. b for standing board jump. and b for shuttle. i hate hate hate. detest sit and reach. oh yeah. when ms shen and ms lim found out that im in higher chinese they were super shocked. hahas. and ms lim kept talking to me in chinese. shit shit shit. i hate speaking in mandrin. and i made her emphasize on the word HIGHER. lalas.

stayed back till six plus and went back. yups.

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[fencer`23] daddy. i beg in front of you for money every day. im dead broke now. what kinda useless dad are you. never give your beloved daughters allowance. hahas. fine. m&ns shall make do for the time being only. hmph. hahas

[jac] RIGHT. but im still tall. get it. hahahs.

[phebe] sorry pheebs only teresa does that. hahas. she will use the ten ways to seduce him in exchange for A for bio. hahahs. high A. hahhas

[germs] yes germs i love you too. love love and away. l o v e i love you and you love me. l o v e i love you and you love me.

[eilly] cleaner poh reporting for work already arh. hahahs. so fast. so punctual. i updated. painful arh? really. i didnt know cause you were laughing your head off not CRYING for you mummy. hahas.

2005-04-13T07:20:00.000-07:00

bliss tan li xian is officially my second daddy. yupps. but shes a big big baddie. sherry and i were suppose to go shopping after school. and unfortunately im super broke with only like fifteen bucks? and guess what. bliss tan being my dad. refuse to give me her fifty bucks. hmph. thats what i call selfish. yupps.

lessons were fun today. theres pratically no lessons. teresa wasnt in school today. she was eating breakfast at macs at like 10.14 when we were having our recess in school. teresa owes me peacock feathers from little india. phebe came back today when shes still sick. stupid doctor refuse to give her another day mc. pheebs was like "dancing" in front of allysa during assembly today. hahas. dancing. yarh dancing. swaying here and there. lets just say she was going to faint. ms wang was being irritating today. she kept nagging and nagging at us. argh. we had the whole of mrt to ourselves. because ms siti forgot to come into class. oh wells. sat at the back of the clasroom talking. and begging bliss for money. phebe started acting retarded and grabed me. trying to bite me. hahhas. i was like screaming for help but no one helped. selfish people. sigh.

went to the com lab for geog. and halfway crystal seow left for the prefect's commendation at hwa chong. her favourite. oh wells. she looked damn smart and pretty in the blazer. whao im acutally complimenting crystal seow.

did a test on inequalities. and i forgot what are integers. sad. pratically left it blank. 6 marks gone. finished the test within 20 mins when we have 1 hour. started walking around the class. talking to sherry. and once again gathered at the back of the class eating pop corn and talked. when salina. the stupid monitress came back to class. she was shocked cause the whole class was in chaos when we are suppose to be having a test. hahahs. thats us. we go havoc when theres no teacher in class.

sherry cried after her hist test and i being a good friend. gave her a badge and helped blow her nose. yupps. nice right. im a young zoologist. im a young astronomer. sound familar? i stole the badges from erika and pinned it on my uniform and people started staring at me. hahahs.

after school went to holland village to shop with sherry and ma erika galang tuason. yes. erika. went to full of shit first. jon came up with that name. kept trying on clothes. and theres anna sui there. real goods. not fake ones. walked around and went home.

just came back from tuition with sars and lyds. as usual tuition started very very late. went there on time. but we stayed outside. not wanting to go into the class early. read the newspaper. and pretended to wait for zhi li and obviously hes always late. did elements compounds and mixtures. suddenly the tuition teacher asked zhili "theres alot of gangsters in nanhua right" thats zhili's school. then i was like what?!! nanhua? gangsters? more like nerds. hahahs. sarah was self praising again saying that shes as muscular as her sis. anna soo. thats so not true.

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[bliss daddy] cant help it right. you should be proud of your daughters okays. we got that horny genes from you. you and you. and maybe from teresa too. hahas. and can you like give some of your wife's milk to phebe. shes desperate for it. hahahs. currently editing her face again. give me another day nad you will see another ruhua. hehs.

2005-04-12T07:55:00.000-07:00

can the rehersals for anne last till the end of the year? please. hahas. teachers wont be coming into class to have lessons due to the preparation of anne. yupps. only that damn mr lim would come into class and start giving us nonsensical stuff to do. got one warning from him this morning becaue i refuse to take out my english book. its like right under my table and if i were to take out my eng book i will have to like take out every single book. too troublesome. and we have like three periods of english and two periods of lit all under him. so sherry and i ponned four out of the five lessons and hes dumb enough not to realise i wasnt in class.

was suppose to be doing amaths homework when mrs khor isnt in class. but we ended up talking at the back of the class instead. oh yarh then they came up with this bimbitch word. meaning bimbo plus bitch. and rachel came up with bitchbo? sounds horrible. hahahs.

ponned lit with germaine camille bliss and lavenia. it was camille and germ's first time ponning lesson. wow. hahahs. camille was like hyperventilating. afraid that some teacher will like just catch us and bring us to the general office. was sitting in the library talking and studying? yaarh. only germs bliss and lavenia were doing the studying. sonia joined us later. somehow rachel didnt pon when she said she wanted to. hmph.

ate lunch with sonia bliss and sherry. then went home with bliss and sherry. yupps. then theres this hwa chong jc girl standing next to us. who has 50% of olivia heng's looks. 40% gorrilla or money or whatever animal is it. and another 10% of the rv girl we saw yesterday. hahhas.

my shooting wasnt that bad afterall. i will be having another live shoot in june. yupyupyup. some competition i think. dianne tan and ji yan will be participating too.

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[peter] see that. this proves that my shooting is so good that. i can shoot right through your 9876543210m thick skull. hahahs. and hello. im not a thing. im a human. and why cant i be the richest. dont forget after robbing the train all money shall go to me. yups.

[teresa] cause shes cheryl soh in the first place. and she already has that ruhua look. so what serene did was to touch up abit. what to do. recarnate of ruhua's grandmother. oh wells. she has the genes.

[jac] okays tell that to mmm. then maybe she will let us use the tents used in dots connection. those kind whereby no insects can enter. hahahs.

2005-04-10T06:54:00.000-07:00

i blogged last night and blogger deleted away my post AGAIN. this isnt the first time. argh. i have to post ruhua's pic AGAIN. yes again. for teresa and big fans of ruhua. here you go. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/pinkklipgloss/mygawd.jpg and enjoy. damn. im mean now. and its all teresa's fault that im mean. -nodds.
did nothing today except my usual sunday routine. tuition tuition and more tuition. jonathan did something amazing today. he actually challenged a swimmer from njc swim team and obviously he lost. after all that njc swimmer is soo much taller than him. so much more muscular. so much better. yupps. and morever my bro is like only primary six. oh wells. at least he did well.
my cousins came over just now. stayed for quite a while and left because alvin has his band syf tomorrow and he needs PLENTY of sleep. yupps. hes hyperventilating over it.
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[peter] hairclips? good idea. get those colourful ones. they look nicer. yupps. BUCKETS of one cent coins are better. so change that six hundred bucks to one cent coins. i need buckets of them.
[anonymous] commands are never easy. especially those long long ones. they just cant seem to get into my head. anyways who are you.
[jac] hahs. yeah. but sooner or later he will still make us take the test otherwise we cannot get promoted.
[jiyan] lol. yes he should like jolly well piss off larh. whenever hes here i will feel uper stressful and just march wrongly of something. and because of him everyone is ponning np every week and agin because of him we got bronze. mdm yeo can like demote him larh. and make a comeback.
[almack's] ers huimin? right right right. i need earplugs before my eardrums shatter like the windows. hahas.

2005-04-07T09:05:00.000-07:00

im memorising npcc drills commands now. can someone pity me. its all in malay and i dont even know what does it mean. argh. okays. i shall not blog today cause i simply dont feel like. oh yarh. one thing i have to say. salina ong's singing was horrible. HORRIBLE. i repeat. she was singing and singing in class throughout maths lesson. and its like one hour? and sherry wasnt there to shut her up. and so i have to endure her out of tune singing. she was repeating the same song over and over again. asking vanessa for the song lyrics. i heard the sentence 'let the rain fall down' for a thousand and one times. and its ringing in my ear NOW. damn salina.

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[trish] she doesnt even qualify to be a butch. look at her? like who wants to flirt with her. curly hair. -shivers. hahas.

[felicia] no you got the same points as me. yes yes yes. and i think you passed although no marksman. hmms. obviously i want right. its like super fun.

[peter] hahahs. supply them with paper clips then. you can spend you six hundred bucks on paperclipS. hahahs

[eilly] hahahs. cant find a nicer pic mah. what to do. hahahs. okays. I LOVE EILLY. how dare you insult my NAME. hahahs

[pheebs] hahahs. okay okays. im well loved by everyone. hahas.

[ji yan] hahahs. i see your tag. continue tagging tag tag tag. love ya.

oh yarh i got ruhua's pic edited already. ruhua yes ruhua. hahahs. ruhua look a like. yupps. so if anyone wants to see it. tell me and you will be given. hahahs. thanks serene tan for helping me edit the pic. it looks fantastic. :))

2005-04-05T02:14:00.000-07:00
currently in school now. feeling damn relieved now cause teresa and i finally completed our chem project. kinda pissed with alot of people now larh. but shalt say anything. sheesh. lets all keep quiet. oh gawd i my BEST FRIEND just walked past me. woo. hahahs. and shes alone. we are like making a whole load of noise in the com lab. sherry phebe germs natasha and teresa are like all here. teresa's beside me NOW. drawing RU HUA. go to her blog and see. damn damn chio. i cant stand it. too chio.

dont feel like going home now. argh. still have to study for my maths test tomorrow and memorise everything about the atomic structure of x-ray. horrible.

oh yarh. i got back my cheena paper yesterday and guess what i failed SO SO horribly. almost the whole class failed except those cheena paper. lao shi is being bias. just because shes from cheena. damn her. but nvm i shall be nice. forgive and forget.

oh yarh im suppose to post this pic up on my blog
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/pinkklipgloss/3725053995294l1.jpg

this ugly asshole has been threatening trish. expected her to be prettier but ohwells. she looks like a faggot. curly hairs? and well shes an ah lian? she fail to be one.

this picture is specially for peter. SEE. its big fat and yellow. and obviously super heavy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/pinkklipgloss/untitled.bmp

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[ji yan] crawl? nice. if you ever crawl i bet leesb will scream right into your face. hahahs. dont jump dont crawl dont panic just sream. hahahs.

[felicia] i thought i got the same points as you. six in seven out what. please look at ilya's. 85? like what the hell. hahhas. so i cant just sit here and shut up.

[peter] obviously they are meant for me and me only. can you like steal a few buckets from maybank? its just a few one cent coins only. they wont mind right.

[phebe] hahahsa. i love you to bits too.

2005-04-02T09:15:00.000-08:00

gosh. lyds and sars are online now. early in the morning at one plus. whao thats such a big deal. hahahs. anyways. just finished reading that seven eleven story book. nice story. sad. i have a thousand and one stuff not done yet. argh. okays. im stress again. the chem project. my weekly chinese test and i havent got my book back yet guess i have to borrow it from meifung and silei first. then i have my chem test on tues. maths test on wed. -screams. im gonna rip my hair off. no i decided not to. its painful. only crystal seow can bear the pain. yes. oh yes. i still have my drills test on friday. mymymy.

i have tuiton in like 8 hours time and i havent done any of my tuition homework yet.

okays. i shall not complain anymore.

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[ji yan] fine you told me. but you didnt clarify about that eighteen nineteen year old one. hahahs. you better spill the beans. UP DOWN LEFT RIGH FRONT BACK CENTRE. i got it all. hahahs. you actually jumped? hahahs. i kinda like the sound.

[jac] im already telling you nothing but the truth. yes. obviously i am. i will never ahem with such fugly people. oh yarh thank you or supporting me and sherry. hahahs.

[sherri] yes. three cheers for the both of us. hahahs.

[felicia] sheesh. you shut up. everyones' shooting is good except me. me me me and me only.

latest news from lyds. she will teach me bonding tomorrow. but i wonder how is she gonna do that. cause i will take a long long long to get hold of it.

2005-04-01T06:10:00.001-08:00

i love you
you love me
we are one big family
with a great big heart
and a kiss from you to me
why dont you say you love me too?

JANE LOVES TERESA

JANE LOVES NINEONE

yes she does. with all her heart.

i got 51 points for shooting today. and this time with the real gun. mr lee said our school was HOPELESS. hahahs. shall eleborate.

went to toa payoh shooting range. was hyperventilating before i went in. yes i was. and jacqueline was doing some weird stuff to de-stress. i was well in the second group. went into this big big empty room and i panicked. was shaking. when i started shooting for the 9m 12rounds. my first shoot. somehow i dont know where was the bullet. tried looking for the hole on the target but there wasnt any. so i continued shooting continuously. i forgot whatever mr lee taught us. bang bang bang and done. immediately i feel in love with the sound of the gun shots. damn nice. and shooting was fun. in the end. i got 6 in the box and 7 outside the box. 5 missing bullets. wonder where they went to. i got 51 points. i PASSED. but i cant get the damn badge. argh. you should have seen how rong xian and rong hui shot. its like damn fanastic larh. all within the box.

after that went to serene to have dinner with jia lin jacqueline and ji yan. and i found out ji yan's secret. was shocked. hahahs. sheesh. saw racha there and she asked if i seen enough of her during assembly actually no. hahahs. mac's was going away free balloons and i wanted the green one. and apparently ji yan maluated herself to get me the balloon. thanks ji yan. hahahs. love you. racha got the yellow one. jac and jia lin got the white one with the word happy meal on it.

went back after that. was stuck in this horrible jam and only reached home at 8.30.

lessons were boring today. as usual. i so so so hate ms wang. she demanded our ss homework to be handed in today otherwise we will get a demerit point. and i decided to be a good girl after all. completed it during lesson time and handed it in. i still have 30 more warnings before i get expelled from school shall make good use of those 30 warnings.

note specially to jacqueline cheong. i wasnt you know today. so you can like shut up larh. its not my fault that that sir talks to me RIGHT. right. singapore is a free country and so i can do my sightseeing.

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phebe: i love you too. hahahs

trish: hahahs. heard from vanessa that you went to lotone on thurs too. what to do its the ah lian and bengs paradise. oh wells.

teresa: just now you dont see it now you do. hahahs. and teresa who are you angry with now. on your blog. we must learn to forgive and forget like ME. hahahs

peter: hahahs. go and tag teresa's blog. go on. hahhahs.

2005-03-31T04:15:00.000-08:00
cross country today and i felt so proud of myself. i got 26th. yes 26th. could have gotten 25th postition and get ym trophy if chih ching didnt faint in front of me and if yimeng didnt cut my queue. while running to the finishing line. chih ching suddenly fainted at the line and ms ho i think. she asked me to run past her so i ran past her and this girl she told me to line up behind chih ching and by the time i make a u turn and go back yimeng was already standing behind chih ching. there goes my trophy. poog. nvm shall try next year again. hahahs. and you know what. sherry completed it. three cheers =))

as usual the twins sars and lyds came in first and second. cant sarah just let lydia come in first it has been three years and lydia is always right behind sarah.

after cross country went to lot one with melissa shan lyds sars and sherry. was suppose to go to town but because of melissa shan we had to go to lot one. the worst place on earth. its the paradise for lians and bengs.

watch miss congeniality two. we had the whole theatre to ourselves and i mean only the five of us. we were screaming jumping shouting. jumping from seats to seats. shaking our legs. and acted like no ones buisiness. hahahs. doing such stuff in the cinema theatre is like once in a life time thing. and we had fun. yupps. real fun except for the fact that melissa was there with us. she was being so ego about her disgusting skin and ugly figure. right? lol

im going to screw classification shoot tomorrow and maluate myself. HELP.

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[jac] i so do not wear tweety bird. hahahs. and for your info im not miss kok yeow. aye according to lyds and sars he grew taller. taller than me now. so you can like kindly consider him larh. :)

[camille] im not yoman this year. i decided to run. hahahs. congrats for getting the trophy. anyways what postition were you in?

[peter] fine. you pour those one cents down and i shall use a bucket to catch them. then i shall bring that bucket to the bank and change. good idea rights. ahhas. you addded me already

2005-03-29T02:32:00.000-08:00

jane ho is once again back. argh. i hate hate hate detest chinese tests. its like soo frigging hard. i cant do any of those compre questions. chem lesson was boring i managed to pay attention to 1/3 of her lesson and ended up sleeping with my eyelids open for the next two third of her lesson. at least i absorbed one third of it so its not that bad =)). we went to the library for english lesson. and sherry was like saying if we cannot make mr lim punish us we are not fellow students of 2e6. hahahs. true. its like almost every single teacher punish us before except that stubborn mr lim.

know what. i can wear anything i like to tuition and i dont have to wear anything to impress anyone in class. especially not to impress faggots. if you didnt realise the whole class is full of faggots. and whats wrong with wearing t-shirt and shorts to tuition when the tuition centre is like 5mins walk from my house. i will wear something nice if im going out later and not to impress people. so you can like jolly well piss off. and for goodness sake i dont wear tweety bird shirt. the prob is i dont even have one.

thats for the constipated. so ignore it. yupps.

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[peter] since you have ten dollars forget about those coins. go to the bank and change those coins for the ten bucks note and drop it from above my head. i will catch it. hahas.

[sherri] eeeyucks. like who misses kok yeow. he can like jolly well join the kui kui club larh. and like who wants to go to the same tuition class as him morever i already have tuition for chinese. hehs. and know what. i UPDATED, or rather im UPDATING NOW

[sophie] yucks. he like so damn frigging old larh. i thought only germs name is on the board.

[eilly] why you missed me yesterday. yes i know you do. hahahs. all traineee teachers FAILED their course. they are like so lousy. i can fail if they continue teaching me. but mr lim said he isnt a trainee teacher he has FIVE years of experience. my jaws are droppping.

2005-03-22T06:52:00.000-08:00

mr lim is seriously crazy. i tried to create trouble in class by making so much noise. and while doing peer marking i called him to my table like five six times. shouting 'excuse me'. expected him to scold me or something. but instead he just said you are like a stop sign. i was like what? argh. does he even know how to teach in the first place. the damn english compre was like super difficult and i only did the summery and yet he said nvm just hand it in. i will take a look and maybe not count this compre marks in for ca. its not his desicion to decide whether to take this compre marks anot. its the english department decision.

mr lim is teaching me lit too. and while ms norineh? is that how you spell her name ] was teaching in front i was reading my chinese. and he knew i was doing something else and he didnt scold me. argh. hopeless teacher.

did self defence again. and i had to partner hema. cause ms siti refuse to let me partner sherry. is mr lee stupid or what. if theres a war i would even be using punches cause theres something called cannons and guns. only people like leesb would use punches and obviously he will be the first to die. im a police woman. i will just hold a gun and shoot or rather hide. play safe.

went home with the twinese. sars and lyds and sherry wong. on the way back. the bus suddenly jerked and all of us fell. and its all sherry fault. ' its not cool to sit ' -glares. hahahs.

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[jac]iwant none. cause they are super old. hahhas. you can like go and bully him larh. hes like super dumb larh. hahahs. i want ms shen back too. hes a losuy teacher. still call himself a experienced teacher. what nonsense.

[peter] jiang is not scary its a BORING place. hahahs. then you can like collect loads of one cent first before dropping them from above my head.

2005-03-21T06:35:00.000-08:00

first day of school is boring. they changed our timetable once again. and now monday lessons end at 4.15. which is very very late. was stoning during bio lesson and mr loh kept calling my name.during chem i was sleeping. not really sleeping but my eyelids were droppping. sleepy. we changed our english teacher no more ms shen. thou shes bias against me but at least shes so much better than this new teacher. he gave us this 'contract' and made us sign. something about behaving in class. stupid vanessa was cursing me that i would be in the principal's office within a month. hmph. i shall try to behave. wow.

now i have chinese test every thursday to prepare for o levels. argh. like wth. one more extra thing to study. its like abit too early to study for o levels. and for this coming thurs i will be having a test on 128 cheng yu. people wish me all the best. hahahas.

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[peter] yupps. i go to jiang. right. its pure enough. one cent? thats like pathetic larh. hahahs.

[sherri] mr lim? or mr lee. hahahs. i chose the pic to show to kok yeow's mum already. hahahs

[jac] eeyucks. jacqueline you know what. your taste seriously sucks larh. hahahs. go and improve on your taste first and then start helping people do match making job. hehs. lousy.

[fencer`23] blissy. hahahs. impressive rights. i knew it. :))

2005-03-20T06:23:00.000-08:00

is it pure coincidence or what. argh. busy day. went for tuition in the morning. and straight after tuition went for my guitar lesson and i saw the guy in braces from my maths tuition class in the morning and he was like behind me -winks at qinpei. after my lesson rushed down to jiang for tuition and guess what. i saw xinfu. and i saw him in the morning during tuition too. and it was like three hours of long maths tuition and yet i see him again. jiang was rather fun today. at least rgs people aint flooding the whole class. and those people sitting beside me were well friendly. after tuition had to rush back for swimming. tiring.

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[jac] i shall make a declare that i will never ever stead with short people. at least shorter than me. hahhas. so leesb is like out of the point. oh yeah. true he will die first then he can like rot there then you see maggots and flies. eeeewww. polluting my homeland. aye jac you really that bored arh. go and memorise that 128 cheng yu larh. hahahs.

[sherry] no wonder i havent see you online for AGES. yeah ages. hahahs. if sherry becomes a les. i jane ho will chop off my head and let it roll of the floor. hahahs. dont worry the sherry wong xiao hui i know will never ever become a les. hahahs

[phebe] i dont know how to do like a thousand and one questions. oopsie. sorry.

[peter] hahahs. pure laziness. right. nvm you can like always drop money from above my head. hahahhas.

2005-03-17T07:48:00.000-08:00

argh. blogger deleted my post. and now i have to like retype everything again. oh wells. i shall just reply tags. im lazy.

[jacqueline] eeeyucks. you can like just take him larh. cause hes not even mine and so you dont have to wait for me to give you. go on. take him. like what you said. you are not blind and your rusty old brain is still working properly then you should know that tarzan is suppose to be handsome. tall. taller than me obviously. macho and with six pacs. not some round white ball. can you imagine some short guy swinging from trees to trees he might just bang into the tree in front of him larh. and morever hes like shorter than me. he will feel inferior. hahahas

[jiyan] round white ball? hahahs. the prob is you wont even see him in the jungle. the lions and babooms would have gobbled him up already. sad right. sigh. you cant see him swinging from trees to trees aferall. can he even climb onto the rope in the first place. hmms.

[peter] no. dont quit. like i said boring admin stuff are good for you. hahahs. what nonsense. im not evil. so i dont get the boring admin jobs. i will just sit at home and wait for the money to fall from the sky. wow. hahhas.

2005-03-16T08:44:00.000-08:00

went town with camille and phebe to study. and i repeat study. oh wells. and all we did was two maths question and i had to lug my big heavy bag there with my amaths and bio book inside. phebe and camille said i look weird carrying a bag. oh wells. uniquely jane. hahas. camille looked like some kind of kiddo. she wasnt wearing her long enormous huge boardshorts instead she wore this fila short and cute shorts. hahas. oh yeah. we saw petrina. my gawd. shes like so ugly larh. wonder what does sherry see in her. eeeyuck. even camille agrees with me. -nods

replying tags ;

[ji yan] yucks. lee siong boon as tarzan. pu-leese he doesnt even qualify to be one. no six pacs only one lump of flabs. lol. the robe would actually snap if he ever swings on it.

[jacqueline] puleese. jac why dont you go and swing with him. i guarantee you will definately have more fun. cause you might just puke blood when you see him topless. lol.

[camille] whatever. continue tagging then. yeah. so next time we shall go to bk and do two questions. hahas. teresa was jealous when you went out with me so we should like go out and 'study' more often.

[peter] cause the more boring it is. the more you suffer. the happier i am. get it. hahhas. so have fun doing those fun admin stuff. hahahs.

2005-03-15T08:23:00.000-08:00

replying tags ;

[peter] boring? isnt that good for you. hahas. restrictive? is it. hahahas.

ah. one pathetic tag

2005-03-15T07:20:00.000-08:00

leesb called my bro this morning and asked him to ask my dad to call him. and my dad said leesb called to ask why didnt i go for the camp. and my dad had a horrible time thinking of reasons and at the end he said it was my mum's decision and so he couldnt say anything. and there mr lee goes talking about the unit attentance blah blah blah. phew. gave me a fright. thought he wanted to complain to my dad or something.

replying tags ; once again

[peter] no. it isnt my fault. yeah. it isnt. hahahs. right. so you are like actually doing admin stuff. interesting.

[jac] swinging show. oh yeah. then i will be like covered with leaves. tarzan doesnt want me anymore. cause i chose not to live in the jungle. sigh. sad rights. but nvm i still have ji yan. hahahs.

[sherri] no im not going to talk to him everynight. hes like getting tooo horny with watermelons. -shivers. hahahs

[eilly] alright -tick. i miss you too eilly willy. hahahs

2005-03-14T06:45:00.000-08:00

went for life science at nj today. was pretty fun. and crystal seow was having loads of fun too. right. -nods. yeah. she did.

[sherri] dont worry. i wont. hahahas. i shall keep my purity. he was like trying damn hard to make me loose my purity larh.

[jac] right. and how am i suppose to do that. hahahs

[peter] hahahs. okays. oh yeah. teresa calls you PETER now. interesting. work? what work?

[eilly] you are back. weees. you didnt fall down the mountain. how was the trip. tell me tell me. -jumps.

[diana] okays. i shall relink you.

im having a severe headache now. so im so not going to do the conferencing tonight. teresa and sk can talk about watermelons without me. i shall not be horny. yes.

2005-03-13T08:33:00.000-08:00

just had conferenced with sk and teresa lim and my phone well died halfway. oh wells. my ear is burning hot now. cant find my hp charger anywhere. -looks around.

replying tags again. this is soo soo pathetic.

[peter] yes very very unique and pathetic. hahahs. peter seriously sound nicer. right. those who agree please breathe in and out. thank you for your co operation. SEE. everyone agrees with me. so its PETER.

[jac] right you are bored now and im like uber tired. hahahs. yes ma'am what can i do about your boredom.

was blogging halfway and continued our conference again till 2.30. -yawns and they are gonna do this for the rest of the week. gawd. im gonna have sleepless nights. well the conversation was pretty funny. talking about horny stuff. someone stop sk from being horny. eeeyucks. hahhas.

gotta go now. cyas. shall reply tags again tomorrow.

2005-03-13T05:01:00.000-08:00

i have to like reply this way once again. cant tag. argh

[sherri] thanks babe. fine i owe you a milo and harshbrown

i, jane ho wen jing solemly swear that i will treat sherry to a harshbrown and a up of milo when school reopens and also to stab new money into a thousand and one pieces. yes. im speaking from the bottom of my heart. -nodss. lol.

[camille] YOU ARE BACK. finally. i miss you. what?!! you didnt roll down the moutain. sigh. sad. i prepared fruits to bring to the hospital in case you tumble down the mountain. sigh. guess i will have to finish up the fruits myself. hahahs

[jac] yes jacqueline. i should seriously thank sherry. thanks for tagging anyways.

[peter] nonono. peter sounds nicer. peter the wolf thing? aye thats nice. from today onwards your name shall be peter. and thats final. hmph. haha.

SHERRY HERE.

2005-03-12T23:11:00.000-08:00
JANE HO WEN JING.! -ROARS.you better be @#^$#&%^* happy.! cos i made this rlly nice layout for you. and im so not going t change your layout for the next... TEN years. -looks. idiot.! its so hot tdy and i have t make this blogskin for you cause you say its MY responsibility. utterly slppable.! i think i need t charge you for all the blogskins i make for you. they're so nice. so adorable. so i think you owe me one.. cup of milo and a hashbrown. YAY. you promised.!

hokays. i better go. by the way. you better give me the details of the N21 story. oh yes. i wont forget tt you owe me hashbrowns and milo.! HAHA. aights. im going. going going goin. *poofs. and im gone.

LOVE.
SHERRI the great. [: [:

2005-03-12T20:37:00.000-08:00

argh i cant tag at my own tagboard. and at teresa's and camille's and germaine's. lets just say all except for sherry's board. invalid url and email. something like that. sherry help me fix it PLEASE. hahahas.

i have to like reply tags this pathetic way ;

[camille] i cant change it. cause i know nothing about html codes or whatever they are. ask sherry to change it for me. hahahs. or you can like volunteer to change it for me.

[sherry] stop laughing. its your responsibility to change it for me. so go on now. change it. hahahs.

[peter] peter sounds sooo much nicer. -nods. i insist thats its peter.

oh yeah. sk just told me a N21 story. really sick and gross. seriously n21. sherry and teresa i shall tell you tonight.

[[ go on ` shoo

2005-03-12T08:37:00.000-08:00

saturday>

went for barker funfair with teresa and peter. and i was like nine pathetic mins late because of that stupid jam and teresa scolded me cause she missed 9mins of sighseeing. but peter was later. he came 19mins later. hahahas. and teresa was like scolding and scolding him.

barker carnival is like really hot. nearly melted due to intense heat. i couldnt get that big sunflower balloon. argh. cant find it. but i want that sunflower now. didnt spend much there cause theres like nothing. so gave the rest of the tics to peter before i left. shouldnt have given them to him. he has like fifty bucks. but nvm im not gonna use them anyway. saw sarah and lydia there. well was surprised. cause the twinese dont look as if they will come to barker. but they did. hahahas. sighseeing was not bad. and jotham knows everyone there so i can like ask him about everyone there. hahahs. makes things easier. didnt see him. oh wells.

went town after that. and we ate dinner at like 4.48. pretty early eh. cant help it was hungry. then went shopping. teresa taste of clothes is like weird larh or rather unique. hahas. left there at about 7. and my mum complained that i came back too early. sad. my mum doesnt want me home early.

friday

went to the esplanade for some maths trail. and it seemed as if its some kind of amazing craze. runnng around solving maths ques. fun. got back my progress report and i got showhand. ranging from A to F9. fantastic yeah. nad ms siti was like tellign me on the bus

" jane you better work hard arh. you must swing from one tree to another. swing harder. for the second term try to get 60 per cent then by sec four you will get all distinctions. "

and i was like

" then most prob i will just bang into a tree in front of me and fall. "

lol. siti kept telling me about tarzan and jane. this is what she told me two days ago during assembly

" the jane i know has a really loud voice and is very wild. but the jane ho i know is quiet and pays attention in class right? have you been behaving yourself lately? "

interesting.

after teresa went home i sat at the steps with jesslyn. and jeesslyn was complaning that her dad doesnt want her anymore and i had to like find some where for her to stay. so i picked the biggest drain near our school. hahahs. then crystal and melissa shan came to do urshering. boring job. ended up fooling around with them. since it was raining i forced crystal seow to ursher me to the bus stop but she refused and dared me to ask some other puifect to ursher me out. so spotted this junior puifect carrying an umbrella. so i asked her. and she gladly urshered me sheltering me with an umbrella but i forgot to take my stuff so went back. and crystal scolded her. like wth. crystal seow is soo gonna get it from me on monday. argh. she has no right to scold the people i like. cant believe jesslyn is actually scared of her. hahahs.

[[[ fuck off . piss off . sodd off

2005-03-04T06:07:00.000-08:00

i've got five mosquitoe kisses on my face now. like wth. of all places my face. and tan jian hui told me to wear a paperbag over my head to school today. hmph.

during assembly i got this warning from siti. she said she got loads of complains from teachers about me. and i bet its ms wang. shit her. i was like just borrowing a nail clipper from crystal seow because my nail broke. i wasnt even laughing. it was sherry and huimin laughing behind not me and she thought i was the one so she went to complain to siti. like wtf. so siti came over and said ;

'jane you better behave yourself arh. i have received a lot of complains about you from your subject teachers. so you jolly well change otherwise i will give you a piece of my mind. and you will never ever forget it for you entire life. i made the effort to change your seats and yet you can still shout across the classroom and talk overhead. '

i was like stunned. like who would complain about me except for maybe ms shen and definately monica wang. but so far i controlled myself during ms shen's lesson so its definately monical wang. argh. and it cant be that nie bio teacher right. cause she shes like well new. then siti talked about this 'someone' misbehaving in class. and obviously its me right. oh wells. thats me.

when i told qinglun about this she was like praising me saying that i changed alot since primary school. changing for the better. im a good girl now. siti you can jolly well float away now. i dont want to see you.

went for the prefect's commendation taking bliss's place. went there with petrina teresa and deborah. saw ms ramlah hailing a cab there and teresa just stood in front of her and took the cab. hahahs. ms ramlah finally found out that i dyed my hair. slow pokk. and shes like telling me i have been your form teacher for two years dont think i dont know what you are like blah blah. and i was there screaming i didnt i didnt. and just went into the cab. hahahs. waved at her goodbye and she showed us that 'angry espression' lol.

met michelle lim and ricka. went to long john to eat. puifects commendation was nice. its like a funeral. oppsie. me and teresa kept copying the way they walk super funny. we were like reminding qinglun not to flirt and telling crystal that the chinese high representatives were abit too short for her.

went town after that with teresa ricka and deborah. petrina had to go to the airport to send her dad off so she left. shalt eleborate on the rest. but i found out alot alot of stuff today. wells. -shhh. secret. hahahhas.

[[[ you bring happiness to me `

2005-03-01T07:13:00.000-08:00

my dad took like one whole hour to type out my letter for me to pon npcc. and that was like super long. i could have wrtitten a long long composition with that hour. and his reason was he dont know how to lie thats why hes taking so long. he wrote two letters. one is the nonsensical one and the other was the formal letter. the nonsensical one was funny. he stated there that i dont want to go beacause its a training camp and my mum says that its just a waste of time. and theres something about skin cancer in there. and he told mr lee to stop asking me to go for such nonsense camps. nice letter. but if i ever give that to leesb he will most prolly chop my head off. you know whenever you write a letter you must state. if theres any enquires please contact. blah blah blah. my dad said hes not going to put his hp no and name there. cause if leesb really calls him and he doesnt know how to lie he will spill the beans and so he wrote my mum's contact number instead cause my mum is like the one who wants me to pon and she knows how to deal with such situation very well. i have such such supportive parents. wow.

did self defence for mass stretch again. i was playing around and wells laughing throughout. ms siti warned me twice and i promised her that next week i will stand right in front with mr lee to do self defence. oh wells. theres no more self defence lesson next week. hahhas. while doing the high block i was doing the 'protect me from the sun' action and 'dont jab my eyes' japanese have this special gun with that long pointy knife. they might just use the knife and jab my eyes so im protecting my eyes. anyways. the self defence skills are totally useless. cause if theres a war. i will be the first to run and hide. like what ms siti said she cant depend on me. oh wells. its like the enemies have guns and knives and you only have your arms they can easily chop my arms off. so whats the point. as a poilicewoman i carry guns and shoot people. i dont use punches. lol.

once again ms shen is angry with me this time shes really really angry. pmsing once again but hers is special cause its the permenant one. i pity her. sad sad case.

im currently teaching crystal seow the girl's number one rule. and she happily chose the chinese high oh nonono. its the hwa chong institution. still good cause its at the top of the list. right at the top. good choice. and you know what shes gonna make me suffer by ignoring me and taking the bus before my bus just because i refuse to tell her the story of the head puifect. nvms. i made a deal with her if i see her on the bus tomorrow and she jolly well sit beside me and i shall then decide whether to tell her anot. afterall it happened a long long time ago. last year april prefect's commendation with our all time favourite. the chinese high.

anyways. three tests tomorrow. so cyas.

a reminder to teresa. black hair not red. long skirt not short mini skirts. hahahas. im doing ms siti a big big favour by reminding you.

2005-02-27T05:34:00.000-08:00

tuition was uber fun today. pratically beacause qinpei came. hahahs. but shes gonna quit tuition soon. aww. so sad. we were talking about my having a crush on her since like kindergarden. hahahas. super lame and she was acting shy. like wow. we were giggling and smiling throughout. passing notes though we are like sitting just beside each other cause mr choo was being kay po and wanted to know what were we talking about. then theres this girl in our class. qinpei said that her voice was way too whiney and she went for boobs enhancement. lol. after tuition saw rachel ng. she dont believe that im having tuition in that place cause its like super quiet. hahhas. went home with qinpei and we started talking about her crushes and this guy in our class. qinpei you seriously ought to change your taste. they are well horrigible. we planned a huge family tree for this guy. the names are well. meaningful and unique. real unique. shhh. stalker alert behind us. hahhas. what nonsense.

ot going for npcc camp this friday. and mr lee aint gonan make me go. my mum said that if mr lee force me to go she will go to school personally to talk to him. wow. hahahs. im so not gonna work like so kind of coolie again. was doing campcraft on friday and its was terrible. i hate campcraft. im like mining the ground with my pegs like some coolie. wth. hello. i will never peg like a coolie. im already using all my strenght to peg that damn thing in but it just wont go in and yet they still ask me to continue. dont they know theres a rock below. took out again and again and peg it in again and again. argh. never am i ever going to join the damn campcraft team. and i mean it. its only meant for coolies. not me. hmph.

mdm yeo said that sir lw has totally no right to make us do pumpings. cause hes not from our school and so he can jolly well go back to barker. but last friday. ma`am xiaojun came. shes from nygh. shes like super nice. she doesnt make us do punishment and i simply love the way she teaches drills. no wonder nygh is so united. they have nice ci.
four tests this week. argh. cant i just have a week of break. i need it badly.

bimbo kicks `

2005-02-24T06:15:00.000-08:00

just came back from chem tuition with lydia. and its lydia only no sarah. hahahs. we were suffocating in the stupid room for like 27 mins until the teacher realised that the air con was not on. like wth. we were sweating like dogs. we learnt four chapts within one and a half hour. impressive right.

was friggin tired today. woke up at 5 and met phebe and natasha at clementi mrt station at 5.55. actually phebe and natasha came uber late. and i was super early. stood there like some lost kid. and this man suddenly came to me and ask if i needed help. wth. while walking to the stadium we lost our way. so we were late but meiryl and pet were later than us. praticed the damn thing again.

half way through the cheerleading we lost the music cause we cant hear. then we were like huh?! and suddenly i heard the cheerleaders singing so just followed. the monster was super cute larh. a blue cookie monster. hahahs. and phebe was chasing after her with her super soaker. lol. i cant believe cooke lost to gagebrown in cheerleading even those in gagebrown also agrees with me. cooke cheerleading is so much better.

lydia came in third for the 100m sprint. im soo soo proud of her and three four came in second. weees. we have fast runners. and sharmila ran like some bullet zooming past. damn fast.

went to road safety park for road marshel after that. i hate that primary school erms congzheng? yeah. they kept calling me 'auntie' hello. im like only 14 going 15. wth. then theres this girl she told this malay boy to call me jie jie not auntie. and the boy said she look like auntie what. why cant call her auntie. my gosh. i feel like slapping hsi face. and all those kiddos are like runniong all over the place across the road. if i were to book them. 90% will be disqualified. told them to cross by the traffic light. and they said you police friend ask me to cross here. everything also your police friend to do this and that. argh.

anyways once again netballers good luck for your match tomorrow. better get into semi finals. :))

[[[ swing from trees to tress ` and feel the breeze

2005-02-23T06:12:00.000-08:00

today is a really really busy day. have to like rush round the whole school. and ms lee kah hiang is seriously pissing me off. i thought i was suppose to meet her after lunch break so during the luch break i was looking high and low for that sec four girl whatever her name is yushra? for the cooke house thingy. so since i thought im suppose to meet ms lee after luch break. immediately after lunch break i went to look for her. and she gave me this frigging black face. and obviously i didnt know what i did. so i was like smiling and smiling thats what i do right and she told me 'i will deal with you later'. so after peer tuitoring i immediately go and look for her. and i waited for thirty minutes outside the damn staff room like some dumb shit and she didnt come out. so went to look for yushra and ms ho again. was supposed to meet prince of dengs at 3.45. so since ms lee doesnt want to see me then forget it larh. i left with teresa.

took a cab now. and this asshole told me that he forgot that he was meeting me. and so i had to tell the uncle to go to newton cc to look for him. he was like playing basketball with his friends larh. and all his friends were like asking me to buy their tics. argh. and you know what i heard he called the guy beside him 'handsome joel' i was like right. handsome. another prince of dengs. hahahs. teresa started choking and i thought she was like pretending to choke but it was for real. hahahhas. walked teresa to the mrt statin. anyways thanks teresa. love you laods.

remembered meiryl in school so went back to school. and she told me how horrigible the cards looked. my gawd im holding them tomorrow. meiryl ally sonia mao bliss salina and humin were at the canteen. went to look for ms lee. and guess what she scolded me for not looing for her after peer tuitoring. pu-leese. i waited so long for her. shit her. can someone ask her to go for plastic surgery i hate her bittergourd face. so fugly.

i was screaming and shouting in the canteen and everyone started staring at me. cause i scolded the puifects stupid for sucking lollipops. hahahs. and i even shouted how horrible the thing look like. hahahs. cant blame me. loud voice. went home at 5.40.

netballers won again. wees. one more crucial match against chij. wish them all the best on friday. the tweenies. sarah lydia. phebe. germaine. and phebe's junor fei nut? hahahs. oh whatever.

gotta go now. cyas. sports day tomorrow. sports day is nice but definately not npcc. argh.

[[[ beyond `paradise

2005-02-22T04:02:00.000-08:00

came back from school pretty late today. went for cooke house meeting. okays. im going because im giving syeila face otherwise i would have pon`ed it. waste of time. praticed our cheers. and you know what. me petrina meiryl and phebe are like in the cheerleading team. but we are the extras no mini skirts or any dance. just helping out. and ms ho said we are part of the team like wow. i otn even want to be part of it. and whos fault is it. -glares at pat. my name just appeared in her mind. whao. phebe will be playing the retarded role. runnign around the cheerleaders with the super soaker. you know the water gun. lol. i just have to stand behind and lift up those cards. just pray that i remember when to lift those cards up. all of us are supposed to meet at clementi stadium at 6.15. which is soo freaking early. okay imbeing sacarstic. now i cant take the bus with deborah and meet teresa anymore. hmph. sad case.

anyways shall not eleborate about the rest. geog test tomorrow. cyas

[[[ lets do ten starjumps at the count of four. one ` two ` three ` four

2005-02-21T04:40:00.000-08:00

jane ho's uniform will be uber short tomorrow. i have no chioce. its not i wanted anyways. i told my grandmother to alter 1inch and she altered 4 inch for me. and so its like a mini skirt. my gawd how am i going to school tomorrow without being caught. *prays really really hard*. i wanted to unpick the thread and unfold the skirt but my grandmother actually cut the cloth off and now and im like desperate for cloth now. now. its like even shorter than teresa's new uniform okays.

and my mum said that i have no chioce but to wear that uni to school tomorrow. so be prepared to see me in a mini skirt tomorrow. -screams.

[[[ miracle so ` magic

2005-02-20T07:29:00.000-08:00

im stress. you know stress. five tests a week is killing me. argh. like what sherry said sec three life sucks. all you do is go homw straight and study. -screams. no more towning no more fooling around. i miss those sec two days. whereby i will stay back for counselling sessions on how to behave in class. those were the days. my gawd. i seriously hate sec three. hmph. sucks.

just came back from some gathering with my dad's donkey years ago classmates. okays. so i have to go there and let them see how tall have i grown. actually i didnt grow much so they dont have to see. wasted five precious hours there. sitting down talk and smile. yeah smile. after looking at my well so called childhood friend. i seriously think that chs is full of dengs. yeah. it is.

saw that malaria again after tuition. hahahs. its worth going for tuition. but tuition is boring now. wonder where did qinpei disappear to. qinpei i demand you to go for tuition next week. today i was like sitting with this girl who resembles the weird girl in my class. you know who. the girl who always turn back and smile at me. and today this girl she was like staring and staring at me while i was doing my work. im seriously freaked out. unfortunately no forks or knives there to jab her eyes out. hmph.

phebe germaine and the two tweenie. sarah lydia are having their netball match tomorrow. with henderson i think. good luck. hehs.

oh yeah. teresa and bliss fencing competition today. hmms. try again another time. cheer up :))

i just realise that in nineone including the three bimbos are all sporty except me. -pouts. oh whatever. hahahs.

gtg finish studying its like 11.40 now. oh shyte. cyas.

`[[[ beyond paradise

2005-02-17T04:39:00.000-08:00

mr low said all of us did really badly for bio test. uh oh. and that obviously includes me. loads of failures too. argh. i dont want to get back my paper next week.

what did i do in class today? hmms. oh yeah. we did mambo for pe today. kinda fun thou. since deborah deosnt have a partner i had to partner her. so we are like a threesome. sherry me and debs. then we were like suppose to place our hands on the shoulder blade and hold the other hand up high. i held onto the both of them at the same time. and they said i was being flirtatious. ouch. oh wells. at least i have the two chioest girl in class. wow.

todays weather is like so damn bloody humid. cant stand it. was complaining and complaining with sarah. argh. and you know what. threeone is a very very interesting class. hahahs. after higher chinese i went into that class to look for sharmila and those people in class were discussing about the word 'fuck' well. i agree with them. that this word is useless now. its not as vulgar anymore since everyone is using it everytime and everywhere.

went home with sarah. and its sarah only without lydia. i pity this two tweenies. sigh. lydia has to run for gagebrown and thus she has to train in this kind of horrible weather at botanica. until six. and so sarah went home with me.

on the bus home we saw something well. obseen. was laughing our heads off. hahahs. and then before i got down the bus this old lady scolded me in some language cause i accidently hit her leg with my file. like wtf. and she scolded me like damn loud. and the prob is i dont know what is she scolding me. hahahas. oh who cares.

okays. im done. cyas.

[[[ one two three and `poof

2005-02-15T04:37:00.000-08:00

about yesterday. "JANE" was at this brizilian restaurant with sherry. having candlelight dinner. how romantic. but unfortunately it isnt jane. its "jane". poof. sad sad case. ahhahahs.

total defence day today. and this whole thing really sucks. yeah. its does. we were like having food ration. and dont they know that i suddenly have this craving for coke and they came up with this food rationing thingy. the food was seriously pathetic. one bowl of peanut porrige. sweet potatoes and bread. i bet the sweet potatoes tasted better during the war period. the food was uber disgusting. i threw it away. eeyuck. cooke meaning blue house lost. we got forth place. like wow. and gagebrown won. oh whatever. -glares at camille sherry and lydia.

phebe and germaine came up with this word 'pityfood' meaning. we are starving and we need your pity in a form of food. interesting.

got back my back a maths test paper. was shocked. well i passed. not very high but at least i passed. my mum will be soo soo proud of me. hahahs. chem test was hard. i finished the paper within 15mins. maybe a bit too fast. and sherry wong its not that i dont know how to do but i finished the paper early.

took
took the bus home with sarah and lydia today. was teasing them about the 'jane' thingy. hahahs. interesting. and oh yeah. deborah took the bus with me today. was surprised that the upper deck was uber empty. crystal and i dont have fate. whenever i sit on the upperdeck she will be downstairs and whenever shes upstairs im downstairs. like wth right.

was supposed to make my new specs today. but i cant find me dad. -looks around and mum aint at home. argh. now i have to wait again.

[[[so many things yet so little time

2005-02-14T05:30:00.000-08:00

valentines day. weees.

happy valentines day everyone.

im like super super angry with sherry wong now. cause shes suppose to go out with me but in the end she went out with jeffrey tan instead. hmph. and she used my name. jane ho thus her mum allowed her out. stopit doodoobrain. sherry wong and jeffrey tan now owes me big time. yeah.

anyways. thank you people for you gifts. love you loads. nineone. toptenners`04. and all. yeeps. oh yeah. and a special thank you to ji yan. my beloved. hehs. teresa and rachel ng too for the roses. simply love you people loads. yupyupyup.

serene tan owes me roses everyday now. hahahs. every single day. anyways still thank you for the ferrero rocher.

bio and lit test was horrible today. dont ask about it. simply horrible.

chem test tomorrow. hope it wont be that horrible. yeah. okays. im offically suffering from stress cause my mum found another strand of white hair so that makes two. -screams.

[[[ valentines day ` the perfect day for you and me

2005-02-12T07:54:00.000-08:00

i love my mum loads. she bought me a esprit tote bag and a pair of pink slippers cause i passed my chinese. wees. the colour of the tote bag is well unique. blue green. yupps. still nice.

just came back from my uncle's house. another gathering. once again. gambling and gambling i have been gambling with the same people for four days straight. so all the while we are winning the same people's money. my dad lost fifty bucks. tah hong lost fifteen. well not so bad larh and jasmine won five bucks with the one dollar her dad gave her. thats very very good. shes like only pri one and she knows how to gamble. such good influence.

went for tuition again. saturday routine. did zhuo wen. on my way back from bugis. i saw this two lesbos kissing in front of me at the mrt station. shameless. and its like french kissing. eeyuck.

super tired now but still have to study for bio test. argh. i hate teachers. all the say is its for your own good.

oh yeah did i mention that ms shen hates me and sherry. argh. but doesnt she know that i hate her too. she sucks. tsuup tsuup.

[[[ bikini girl ` suntanning

2005-02-11T04:22:00.000-08:00

i hate that ci from barker whatever his name is. tall tall. skinny skinny. got speech problem that guy. argh. he BLOW. teresa lets blow. hahahs. whoo whoo whoo. he made the whole squad do pumping thirty times because we were slow in changin. like who can change within 3mins. we merely took two mins more only what. and the way he made us do pumping was like one pushup one second. so it was like downdowndown. non stop. hello. we are girls from st margs not guys in barker so we dont do downdowndown. we do down.... down... down.... shitty ase. argh. and he made us stay in pumping position for twentyfive mins. my knee is so frigging red and pain now.

parade was suppose to end at 5.30 and he dragged till 6.30. all beacuse of him i cant go out with phebe and germaine. at first they said parade ends at 5 and i forgave them because they changed it to 5.30 and now they drag and drag till 6.30. like wth. we are no robots. leesb said that our drills was atrocious. wow. not my fault right. he suddenly want us to combine with the sec three squad and somehow i dont understand the command at all. so i did what came to my mind. and they kept comparing us with nanyang. say that their attitude drills and discipline is sooo soo much better than us. so what? do i seeem as if i care? no way.

teresa really didnt come to school today. boohoo. not fair. i also want to pon but im not sick enough to pon. sigh sigh. i pity sherry sitting beside me and crystal. both of us are like having flu. hahahhas. so we can all form sneezing blowing choir.

once again. ji yan send me to the bus stop and saw me up the bus. thanks ji yan. love you loads. remember my roses. hehs.

[[[bikini girl ` with life jacket onthe dragonboat

oh yeah i forgot to mention that i hate addne cause she said that i look like rachel ng. wth? im unique okays. hahahhas. im jane ho. hahahha. and im unique.hmphh

2005-02-09T19:12:00.000-08:00

okays. about yesterday the first day of chinese new year. i was being TORTURED by yi chao. eeeks. he was like ripping my hair off. trying to tie different kind of hairstyles. okay. lets just say he will definately fail as a hairstylist. after tying he will take pics of my hair. hmph. oh yeah then he and my bro tried this new thing. tying a string to my rubber band and pull it off. it hurts like hell. imagine someone ripping your hair off. im going bald again -screams. oh yeah. then yi chao tied dead knots. but luckily it came off. phew. stayed in my grandmother's house for quite some time.

went to alvin's house in the evening. played around. gambled. justin and alvin won alot. and my mum gave me all her winnings. yay. thats my mum. hehs. played till eleven plus and went home. super tired.

[[ you are my sunshine ` my only sunshine

2005-02-08T01:32:00.000-08:00

im seriously tired now. seven hours in town. hmms. the performance in the morning was superb. nice. deborah look soo cute. didnt know that ji yan was doing the wushu until val told me. she looks super handsome for a girl. steady and cool. her skills is like marvelous. thats my ji yan. crystal seow and cheerin were performing the wushu too.

went to town after that. walked around. ate at long john the service there is seriously LOUSY. they took ages to serve my food. argh. stood in hmv in fornt of the big tv and watched kungfu hustle with sherry lydia sarah germaine and phebe. we were laughing our heads off. after that sherry needed to go off so sarah and lydia went with her. hmph. sarah nad lydia are suppose to stay in town with me until six.

only phebe stayed with me. thank you phebe. walked around. went to look for jelina. saw her. hahahs. she hasnt changed abit. my gosh i miss her.

went to centrepoint to buy my pink slippers but the shop was closed. oh damn it. went back to cine once again for like the dont know how many times. sat there. wanted to wait till ziping's movie ends and i can see her and the rest but my mum came at four so i left. sigh.

anyway phebe thanks for accompanying me until soo late. hahahs. love you loads. got to go to my cousin's house later. so cyas

2005-02-07T06:01:00.000-08:00

okays let see. i was super pissed with cyrstal again. cause she took the ealier bus. hmph. im gonna demote her once agian. what kinda stewpit puifect is she. lousy puifect.

went to school and rushed out all my homework cause i didnt bring any of them home. and theres like a thousand and one of them. english compre. e maths. a maths. biology and i have ss test today.

had health checkup today. was gossiping and gossiping away. lots of new stuff happened. got scolded by the nurses again at least this time the nurses are a bit nicer unlike those who only nag and nag at you. sat in the design studio gossiping until we suddenly realised how come its so quiet. way too quiet. went out to check and we are actually the last group. missed a maths and chem lessons so two hours gone. not bad could have sat there longer.

banged serene's head against the wall today. ouch and ji yan said i cannot bully anyone except her. hmph. so i cant bully serene anymore. at least i had fun banging her head against the wall. oh yeah serene. any brain damage? or did your skull break or something?

[[[ go away ` get l0st

2005-02-04T08:07:00.000-08:00

school was alright today. except for the fact that someone stole my pe shirt like wth do they need my pe shirt for. dont they know that i have cca later and if i dotn have my pe shirt i will get into deep shit with leesb. argh. oh wells. just bought a new one. extra large. size fortytwo. yeeps.

was talking to myself throughout the whole day today cause crystal was moody or rather she has headache and she wasnt talking to me. so i demoted her to the 32th level. deep deeep down. now shes burning in intense heat. opps. her organs are like melting. ewww. serve her right. was walking around shool early this morning cause phebe was late and i was looking for the twins sars and lyds. was walking round nad round and crystal suddenly asked me to stop floating around aimlessly. how dare she say that i was floating. hmph.

did chem pratical today and we are making crytals. got scolded by siti cause i refused to touch that dish with my bare hands i had to use the tongs cause im scared of the FIRE. you know. low heat resitance.

training was super slack today. played lame games then did pioneering. was kinda fun larh except that i dont know how to tie any knots. did a teeny winny bit of drills. combined with the sec three squad and somehow i didnt know how to do the turning drills so kinda screwed up larh. leesb is taking over madam yeo -screams. npcc life would be soo soo terrible. and now im suspecting that the feller i dont like will be the new chariman. oh shyte she will be like super against me cause i pratically know nothing. argh. -crosses fingers. hope that diana or ji yan gets to be the chairman. life would then be FANTASTIC.

[[[ broken ` dreams

2005-02-03T02:01:00.000-08:00

just came back from smu. and im still SUPER PISSED. dont ever let them see me again. argh. -screams. went for the bball match against cedar. fought with the gan eng seng and outram guys. damn it. they are like asking for trouble. commenting about our players and stuff and kept saying cedar rocks to piss us. oh yeah. they speak in CHINESE. like wow. they were cursing and cursing st amrgs bball player. so sherry got so piss off that she asked them to brush their teeth cause their mouths' stinks to the damn core. so i was recommanding cogat the 24 hours one. keep your mouth fresh. and they even called us bitches. then the white shirt guy with was talking about his gf from cedar? please lorh. if he has a gf then the whole world would have a million ex already. cant he just look into the mirror. if the girl ever french kiss with him i bet the girl will faint immediately. his breath STINKS.

sherry is like super. she argued non stop. -applause

wells. we argued till the match ended. after that sherry got so pissed again she went back into the court and look for them. his friend was like telling him to RUN. wow. chased him till camille asked us to stop. went out. saw them again. i shouted at them and sherry asked them to fuck off. bet the whole world heard it. one of the ex st margs girl asked us not to fight with UNRULELY people. argh.

surprised to see that gay and broomhair guy again. they are supporting ij. so nothing to be surprised of.

camille jesslyn syeila yin yin penny and the rest. cheer up okays.

` one word three meaning *

2005-02-02T03:54:00.000-08:00

okays im finally blogging. wow. i should be a little bit more faithful like what sherry said. and im being faithful now. like wow. impressive.

crystal is a lousy pokk puifect. shes like throwing sweets all over the floor. sigh. sigh. naughty. ss lesson wasuber fun today. was having laughing fits with sherry and crystal. okays. lets say. the both of us are bullying crystal. hmms. bullying is not a good word to use. hmms. being nice. yeah. that the word. i gave her three monster sweets and you know what she did. she flicked it onto the floor. and thats called littering. was playing and playing non stop. mswang got irritated by us cause we didnt pay attention. so she called me and sherry up to ans her ques. luckily qinglun and jolene those two guai kias behind us provided us with the ans. thats good. and anyways thank you.

i bet this is the first time crystal didnt pay attention in class and its not our fault thou. she shouldnt have played along tooo. we were controlling our laughter during ss. wanted to laugh out loud but cant then mswang kept dropping hints to us as in we should pay attention in class blah blah blah. even the puifect also cant be bothered with her. then theres the kinder beuno choc that ei lynn gave me. somehow it had melted disgustingly. i was squahing it when the choc suddenly ooze out. was uber disgusting so i threw it to crystal. oh wells. im mean. hahahs. crystal took a cotton wool and wrap the choc up wanting to throw it away but somehow i placed it under her file and squash it even more. hahahs. was super disgusting.

crystal seow made a pinky promise that she will take the same bus as me tomorrow. and not take the ealier one seven four. thats what i call a good girl.

i shall annnounce that lydia is offically mine. zhi li can jolly well forget about his baywatch babe in red bikini. oops. im selfish i stole lyds away from him. sad sad case.

went home with sherry and deborah. shalt eleborate what happened. hahahs

[[[heartt ` broken + shattered

2005-01-27T03:26:00.000-08:00

zhong hua basketball b`div i think. number nine sucks. can someone ask her to fugg off. she has brittle bones. she fell like a thousand and one times and kept having free throws. like what the? she fall is her prob what and st margs bballers did not push her. damn her. then she claim that shes in GREAT pain. but after the match you can see her smiling and jumping around like nothing happned. argh. zhong hua played DIRTY. people we must uphold integrity unlike other schools. theres no number eight on the court and somehow we got a foul because of number eight. damn it. number eight didnt play at all how did they get a foul.

im gonna say it one more time. zhong hua played dirty. they have guilty conscience. no wonder they left immediately after the match. when theres suppose to be a de-brief. argh. a bunch of pure losers.

just found out today that people thinks that im not straight. i am okays. im pure and straight. yupps.

anyways thank you sharmila serene and ji yan for accompanying me throughtout chinese lesson. love you loads. and serene i want starbucks. =)

[[[ cant smile without you `

i love my bimbotic friends. weees. and nine0ne